Go to conventions? Buy a lot of custom badges? Maye you just have a horrible job that makes you wear your ID like a dog tag around your neck every day? (Well, maybe THAT part isn't horrible. Who's a good boy?) Why wear that grungy, ugly, wrong-colored, company-issued lanyard, or worse, the cheap itchy cord your local convention hands out with badges, when you can let your dork REALLY show with a hand-made lanyard?
1" wide, silky-to-the-touch grosgrain ribbon, durable, and VERY nicely printed, if I do say so myself.
You can purchase these lanyards on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/shop/MajikCraft.....on_id=10243897
Or on FA. (Individual links forthcoming, I promise!)