(AKA: FA Portal. Feel free to read that as FAP-ortal if you like :D )
I started this while the server was down. Too much time in opencanvas, followed by like, an hour in Photoshop, editing that one banner, pasting it in, drawing word balloons, adding text, etc.
GLaDOS/Portal © Valve
fender and
rednef ©
dragoneer and FA.
"It's Time To Party" ©
yifferfox
I started this while the server was down. Too much time in opencanvas, followed by like, an hour in Photoshop, editing that one banner, pasting it in, drawing word balloons, adding text, etc.
GLaDOS/Portal © Valve
fender and
rednef ©
dragoneer and FA."It's Time To Party" ©
yifferfox
Category Current Events / Fanart
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Size 768 x 1024px
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I've beaten Portal 3 times, and am working my way through the Advanced Testchambers.
If you watch the lead-up cutscene right before the (oh-so-awesome) end credits, you see a room full of those AI spheres on racks arranged in a square. In the middle of the square is a small table, and on the table is a cake. Then some of the AI spheres light up, and a robotic claw comes down from above and snuffs out the candle on the cake, and it cuts to the credits.
Like I said, there *is* a cake. We just don't get any.
If you watch the lead-up cutscene right before the (oh-so-awesome) end credits, you see a room full of those AI spheres on racks arranged in a square. In the middle of the square is a small table, and on the table is a cake. Then some of the AI spheres light up, and a robotic claw comes down from above and snuffs out the candle on the cake, and it cuts to the credits.
Like I said, there *is* a cake. We just don't get any.
"The cake is a lie" is scrawled on the wall a few places in-game (I think...my computer's not fast enough to handle legible textures for long without barfing). It's also the main "secret codeword" from their https://www.aperturescience.com viral marketing site. :)
Oh, I know. I've gotten most of the places you're not "supposed" to be able to get to. I've seen the "The cake is a lie..." stuff, I've seen the Companion Cube shrine, I've found a couple of radios.
My point is, contrary to the writing on the wall, there *is* a cake...we just don't get any.
My point is, contrary to the writing on the wall, there *is* a cake...we just don't get any.
This was an upgrade
We're making a note here: HUGE DELAYS
It's our to overstate our dis-a-ppointment
FA's back online
We did what we must... because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who have left.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the arting gets done.
And you make a neat site.
For the people who are still online.
We're making a note here: HUGE DELAYS
It's our to overstate our dis-a-ppointment
FA's back online
We did what we must... because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who have left.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the arting gets done.
And you make a neat site.
For the people who are still online.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you took my art and left me.
And teased me with glimpses.
And threw every hope into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so hungry for art!
Now the pixel positions make some beautiful lines.
And we're done with transitions,
Though we're well past our time.
So I'm GLaD we've got art.
Thank God our coders got smart
For the people who are still online.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you took my art and left me.
And teased me with glimpses.
And threw every hope into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so hungry for art!
Now the pixel positions make some beautiful lines.
And we're done with transitions,
Though we're well past our time.
So I'm GLaD we've got art.
Thank God our coders got smart
For the people who are still online.
ROFL. an instant +fav. Maybe she'd finally be contented with her position now she's used to host FA instead of doing silly researches? XD
And lol, like someone said, I can just imagine her face when she's turned on...erm...literally I mean =p If she gone crazy will there be orgy all around? O.o
And lol, like someone said, I can just imagine her face when she's turned on...erm...literally I mean =p If she gone crazy will there be orgy all around? O.o
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