No, you're right...You're a jackass :P

*Smirks* I may be a jackass..... but you know everyone likes a nice ass :P

mmmh but the donkey ( me XD ) whant you hehe ;)

*Smirks Evily* we may have to fix that one day Ysergrin *Sly Grin*

murrr when you like.. im ready.. ;)

*Smirks Evily* you better watch out then sexy young donkey, don't get lost in the woods at night, you may find your self with a large black demonic stallion standing behind you *Sly Grin*

Its funny what us demonic stallions find lost in the woods at night *Snicker Snorts*

*Smirks* and slobber licks your face all over, leaving it covered in draft stallion drool

WOOOOO! Dang, now yah done made me all horny!!

*Snicker Snorts* and that's a bad thing how *Sly Grin* and gives you a long slow lick across the chest *toothy grin*

*WHURFS and squirms hugely under that lick* Heh. such delightful torments!

*Snickers Evily* Oh that's not torment..... now if I was to drop a carrot or some other yummy thing in front of you and then stand behind you *Smirks* as you bend over.... that would become more of real torment *winks*

OH! LOOKY! Carrot!! *GRABBY HANDS* hurhurhur! Too bad yer not on tapestries. :>

*Snickers* I have not been there in years...... I think the internet was two cans and a bit of string back then, last time I was there *Snicker Snorts*

Wait, you mean they got rid of the string?! :P I wasn't aware. basedon how fast the internet works from my farm, I thought they were still shoveling bits into envelopes and mailing them to their destinations...

Oh they did away with the envelopes some time ago, but the and updated the string to copper wire... but its still running with the rusty tin cans at the ends.... *Smirks* I still think a mail stallion running faster would move data faster than the interwebs sometimes :P just as long as the stallion has something to run too *Smirks*

LOL! MAres.. all routers would be mares.. :) Or other stallions, depending on your carrier. :)

*Smirks Evily* Oh I don't know, a big buff draft stallion router that you call your mare boy I think works just as well.... *winks*

HURHURHUR! Hawt.. :)

*Snicker Snorts* just got to watch your self about big buff draft stallions you make your mare boys, sometimes they can turn the tables on you when your not looking.... I have had it happen to me once..... or twice..... waking up in a stable, cuffed and an apple stuffed in my muzzle, and a rusty voice saying in my ear "Now who is the mare..... BOY!" fellow hoofers are sneaky.

HURrrrr.. Ohhh yeah, I got a rotten little pony that likes to whisper that into my ear alll the damn time.

*Snicker Snorts* Sounds like I need to sneak up on you both is you happen to walk into the woods late at night *Sly Grin* I never know what I may find *Smirks*

*takes out a pen and paper* what woods was that you said? :) *he prepares to write ti down then google map it!* :)

*Snickers Evily* Oh the woods are not hard to find *Smirks* its the one where you walk in and always get that feeling your being watched, but can never see or hear anyone about.... where the fur on the back of your neck stands on end and you think there is a voice in the wind...... where you get the feeling as the wind blows over your fur that someone just touched you, but none is there *Snicker Snorts* all around you is just trees, rocks and some caves, but not a soul can be seen *Sly Grin*

OH! I *KNOW* that place! Been there many times! One of my favoritest of places to go, truth be told. hurhurhur!

Ohhhh so that's you who keeps making a mess of my dark woods..... I was wanting to know who was always leaving that thick sticky glue about on trees and rocks *Sly Grin*

Can't help it! That feeling of being touched you mention? It comes in the most AMAZING places...

*Smirks* yes that feeling cums amazing places and times *Snicker Snorts* may be I need to watch out for you and your pony *Toothy Grin* see what you two hoofers are getting up to in my woods.

He's geting up to about (holds his hands yay distance apart) that far up into me, in them thar woods. He touches my bellybutton, from the INSIDE. :)

*Snicker Snorts* I like how he works *Smirks* would be a site to see..... may have to sneak up behind you both if I cum across you two having fun like that in the wood *Sly Grin* you never know what I may do if I see that going on *Snickers Evily*

HEEEEE! :) Join in, one would HOPE!

*Smirks* would just have to pin you both down, and make a horse pile *Snicker Snorts* like leap frog.... with better looks *Sly Grin*

HEEEE! :)

But then tag team is always fun as well *Sly grin*

Yup, tag team is a LOT of fun. :>

hehe no you are not!

*Smirks* you never know *Snickers* I am sometimes I can be an ass *Winks*

But whether you are a wise one or a dumb one; that is entirely up to you.

*Snickers* I would have to say I have my wise and dumb days :P

hehe then you're as normal as the rest of us!

The Anubis is not amused. :P

Its been a running joke for years *Snirks* they say I am donkey for Shrek *Snicker Snorts*

well now that you mention it.... you do kinda resemble that donkey....

*Snickers* you crazy cats..... you will get yours one day puss in boots *winks*

Well you are stubborn like a donkey... *sniggers*

Was about to say the same.

Dragon wolfs are way to cheeky for there own good *Smirks*

*Snicker Snorts* Oh is that so..... going to sneak into the woods or my stable are you humms.

*Snickers Evily* you can flex all you like little dragon *Smirks* I'll just have to keep an eye out for sneaky critters like you *Smirks*

*Snicker Snorts* Soooo... if I am the man horse...... does that make you the Dragon Boy........... Z! *Snickers Evily*

*Snicker Snorts* Ohhh yes that's right you are part demon your self *winks*

Getting you in the bag is the hard part :P

Oh they can be *Sly Grin*

*Snickers* only on the same page...... *Smirks*

*Snicker Snorts* want me to help you pull your foot paw out of your maw :P

*Snickers* cheeky huskys :P

Hahaha.... I am a dom its my job to be stubbron :P

Plus I know a rhino that can be just as sneeky and stubborn as a stallion *winks*

Ooooh, you know it. And I learned from the best! *winks and nudges back*

*Snickers* well you better not tell Izome that, he may get a big head

ok

*Snickers Evily*

i was agreeing with you.
dont hurt me

Oh I would never hurt a white tiger...... unless there moaning *winks* then its a new level of hurt *Sly Grin*

if you want we can role play and you can do anything you want, ^^

*bows* we will have to see, I have not role played in a LONG time *Snickers* my head is full of rust *Snicker Snorts*

dont worry you will be fine
-purrr-

*Smirks* we will have to see... only time will tell *bows*

you dont need to bow
i am all yours i should be bowing to you.
-bows-

*Smirks* it's to show that even a DOM can have good manners *Sly Grin* you don't have to be the sub/pet or slave to be bowing.

hahaha.... you moving to canada dragon butt :P

*Snicker Snorts* I am not a penis....... mind you sometimes it does my thinking for me :P

*Snickers* its a male thing.... you know all about that too well your self... unless you have become a female *Snicker Snorts* witch is just as fun :P

*Snicker Snorts* I get the feeling its not your boot I would find up my ass. :P

*Snicker Snorts* cheeky dragon wolfs *Smirks*

Hahaha, looking sexy like that. :P

*bows* thank you *Winks* giving your rump a slap.

*yelps and jumps from the slap "Yay!"

Punk. You draw that?

Hahaha I wish I am not that good at art any more, may have been years and years ago, no its the B&W of the art work done by Numwolf as a gift for helping him out sometime ago, that is the ruff he did and he had a little fun with it before he put the background in the art work, he was being a smartass... as wolfs are :P

Hmm, nope, just a ken doll

Hahaha.... trust you to see that :P

I've seen worse, my dear

Well lets hope you don't see any less from me, may see you about SL sometime if your still about the grid terror.

Yes ma'am ;3

I hardly would think of you as an authority figure in determining what you are. If you were advised by a professional that you're a donkey, you're a donkey. It's just how it is.

(leaps behind a kennel door)

*Smirks Evily* I see...... you know that a kennel door is like toilet paper if I kicked it with a hoof *Sly Grin* and then I would only have to reach in and pull you out by the scruff of your neck and your mine little fluff ball *Toothy Grin* leaning forward and poking at your nose.

haha, I'm a rottweiler bud. We're used stateside to herd in loose horsie's and cattle In my opinion Horse are the Apex Herd animal, and wolves/canines are the apex predatory pack animal. So I am very fond of'em both. But I would always be receptive to submit to a burley and powerful stallion

*Smirks Evily* to submit is fun..... but a bit of kicking and screaming is even more fun *Sly Grin*

I know Jacks; you, Sir, are no jack.


I'm going more with a Jacobs sheep sort of theme.........


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6738724/

hahahaha...... mind you horns are a little like that, but not totaly, its close *Smirks* and sometimes I can be a bit of a jack ass *Snicker Snorts*

Can't we all--

Jacks are fun, and never fail to leave an impression.










THAT's not gonna be better in the morning.........

may not be better but may be fun in the morning *winks*

*flips mane* I don't mind. *seductively smiles*

hahaha... I see *Smirks* someone likes a nice bit of ass does he *Snickers Evily*

Yes I do~

*Snicker Snorts* well I may not be a jackass..... but I have a tight ass *winks* as i turn about flexing my tight muscled rump at you *Smirks*

^/////^ *cautiously gropes* Though I would enjoy your cock in my ass more. *blushes a tint of red*

*Smirks Evily* well if you was to bump into me at some point in SL it may just happen *Sly Grin*

^////^ I'll be happily looking out for you. If and when I return to SL.

Lol I remember this one. hehe, Although, I never thought it would make it to FA. I think the "Ken doll look" suits you. Donkey is smooth right around the bend

*Smirks* Yer well I have been waiting till just the right time to post this one *Snicker Snorts* and you will keep big blue hamster boy *Toothy Grin*

I was kinda thinking more like a mule myself, you old nag! *ducks away and runs off leaving behind a can of that nasty vegimite stuff*

I would have said dragon :o