Y'know, there is way too much Nightcrawler fanart out there! That fuzzy elf is takin' the spotlight away from the truly sexiest X-Man of all, Henry McCoy! Seriously, Beast is, like, ten times teh sex that Kurt could ever be; he's bigger, furrier, smarter, stronger, more agile, more charming, has friggin' opposable toes, -and- *deepbreath* ... according to other Hank-ophiles and their fanfictions, he's hung like an ox. ;) Oh! And I bet he'd out-sexy Kurt with a full belly, too! Ha! And if you -still- don't believe me, I'm pluggin' the Dr. Henry McCoy Fan site ( http://lunch-table.com/bigblue/ ) so you can all take a look for yourselves at how awesome Mama McCoy's bouncing blue boy is! Oh, also, fan art above.

Of all of Beast's incarnations, I gotta say that the Evolution variation is one of the best. I dunno, I -like- the whole blue gorilla look. Plus, he doen't look like he's taking hairstyling tips from Wolverine. :P

Mm, that's it, baby. Read another sonnet to me. Slowly...

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