making dog of the military a whole new meaning

Certified, saluting with your freakin' cover off, there, nasty thing! *snaps and knife hands* You freakin' yut! You nasty undisciplined garbage can on wheels! Freakin'! I guess we just want to wear cammies without name tapes and pockets now too huh!? I guess we just want to be a freakin' private there now too huh!? Lock your freakin' body, right now! Aye Aye, Staff Sergeant! Scream right now, Aye Aye Staff Sergeant! PUT YOUR FREAKIN' HAND DOWN RIGHT NOW! AYE AYE, STAFF SERGEANT! Screeaamm!!! SCCRREEAAMM!!!! OPEN! YOUR! MOUTH! Get outs my face, right now! Go AWAY! AAAHHHH!!!!! Nasty thing!!!!

This is by far the most entertaining thing I have read all day.

Well, when you're going onto your 3rd enlistment, it kind of comes second nature.

But, no, seriously. That shit is offensive and you should be ashamed. You should have had the artist correct it. You make the Corps look like the nasty fucking Army doggies. At least wear the badge with honor, there devil

*HYPERVENTILATING* What is she doing saluting without her headgear!?!? Why is she wearing green skivvies with desert MARPATS? Why does she not have her name plates or rank on???? I trusted you Mary!!

Hehe, JK. Looks amazing!