with those lemons? ='c

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes!

but he's invisible..

squirt lemon juice everywhere! The law of large numbers means you'll hit him!

okay.. let's say I have a 1% chance of squirting lemon juice in the eye for every juice in one lemon. does that means I have to do it 100 times to make sure I did it at least once?.. ;3;

No! To get a 100% chance you did something at least once, you need to do it ∞ times!

Insert Cave Johnson joke here

I'll take them *has an idea for a lemonade stand* I'll make :ALL: the money x3

imagine every morning after you woke up and you go to the mailbox and found a package, you open it and found dicks inside it.

;3;

the first few dicks would be romantic and awesome.. but after that.. it'll just be creepy.. you have a serial dick butcher/ killer after you...

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fLDr2W3K_.....e%2Blemons.jpg

hey bro. heard you were after something.

oh my god.. that actually makes me happy. ;w; *hugs you tight*

^v^

Life only hands out lemons because it ran out of pears a long time ago .___.

pearonade would be nice...

o_o that sounds like one awkward drink

blended pearotini milkshake is even more awkward, ya see..

Ahh that famous saying, "When life gives a penny earned is a the tough gets going two birds with one gets the worm!"

im going to make a T-Shirt out of this

over here, we have laws that prevents you from selling lemons in public or private places. =c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc

Cheer up, Arif! I hope this little comic strip can cheer you up :) http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.ne.....46841_460s.jpg

return them to sender, cus obviously they are for "jump and shootman"

Limes :U

Life just doesn't want you to get scurvy. /hug

--JuV<3

So this dude called life walks up to be, and gives me some lemons, says I should turn them into juice. And I'm like, maaaaannnnn, what do I look like... A lemonade stand? I don't want yo lemon, life, so I picked it up... and threw it on the GROUND.

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=MU525

Do want

thing will get better, I promise.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party.

Uh, what's wrong? o: You're getting way too many chances at something?

You seriously made a submission like this? You shouldve known people would spam this all over with combustible lemon launcher and shit XP

when live give you lemons...
MAKE A LEMON PARTY

when life gives you lemons:TURN THEM INTO STONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but how would you make lemon juice?