aw he's awesome!

Thank you, I think so too.

107kg sounds a bit light for you, even when calculated to pounds. You seem to have way more muscle.
Looks good though.

You know I didn't pay that any attention till you point it out. It is very to light, but seeing Meanbeard never gives out any real facts about himself, that would go along with not letting anyone know to much about him.

I guess I miscalculated that your charecter's weight...I guess your charecter's weight is 300 pound > 136 kg.

I don't think it's a really big deal.
I was just being playfull.
Though he's probably 500kg or something.

Noe you might be closer to his right weight, but he will never tell.

He can trust me.
So tell.

Hehehe..its not a matter of trust, but who you might tell after finding out. Any real info oh him would make it easier for his foes to attack him by magical means.

He has foes?
He has weak points?
Tell me more.

He was once god like but didn't like it and give it up. He is bound to a mysterious book that force him to grant the one holding on to it three wishes., he has friends in high and very low places in the realms outside of the realms of moral beings. He has been a ruler many times in his past, a great warrior, powerful mystic, and a number of other things I don't want to get into right now.

Cool.
Now I wish I had that book so I could wish to know more about him.

Now that would be the one wish that would not backfire on you. But the book is hard to come by. It seems to have a mind of its own and will appear and disappear at will. Even Meanbeard can't keep up with it.

Now that's an adventure.

a lot more than you will ever know.

Hehehe...not to worry about it. Meanbeard loves misdirection and will do and say some things to keep anyone from finding out to much about him, so you did good.

Such a hottie *clings* Got to love good ref sheets.

*Hug* Yes one does.

looks great big guy!! good job! is nice you have such good friend like larry...and me of course

And a few others. Only only a few I am lucky to get to meet in person.

oh yes!! you ´re the only one whit such privilege....

Mmmmmm....now I like to enjoy such privileges again one day soon.

I hope so...maybe soon

Well you are always worth the wait.

*Drools*

Oh you silly wolf.

You look so mighty here!

Thank you, now if only I could look mean now and then so I can keep my rep. going.

He's quite the looker! I just love beef :3

And he loves otters as you know all to well.

Oh yes

And you should come across as one of the sweetest he seem to date.

Yeah, I am a sweet guy....if approached right.

Looking good, Meanbeard!

Thank you. It is always nice to hear from you.

No problem! *salutes*

*Tyger wolf whistles at Meanbeard* Oh Meanbeard you looks so handsome and sexy *smiles*

Oh you silly sexy tiger.*Gives the tiger a hug*

*Tyger give Meanbeard a big hugs*

*Hugs him back*

Hot! l3
Nice reference! I really like your mane and body build

Thank you. It took some years to get it right, but I am loving it now. And I still love your avatar.

Oh, thanks, just a silly gif, pretty simple to do actually ^^

Well it works and works well. One just about can't take ones eyes off of the wagging tail. Add in the colors just under it and you have a willing combo going there.

Adorable.

Well you should are a sweet one to say so.

so very handsome.

Thank you.

You look so damn sexy there, papito :3 *hugs your back* >:)

*Hugs* Glad you think that way my son. It is always nice to look my best before you.

*hugs more*

Awwwww, you're looking adorable and hunky! *hugs the mystic minotaur tightly*

Mmmmm....many thanks my friend. *Hugs you just as tight.*

Looking good there!

Thank you. I do try to keep it a good look.

You look very regal and powerful. *prostrates at his mystical hooves* ohhhhh! *suddenly Charmerbear goes into a trance!* Oh great minataur! What do you wish of me? May I worship at your sacred hooves?

Yes, you may worship me. Not only my hooves, but all of me in turn my good and faithful one.

You look good

*Hug* Thanks. And I hope you had a great birthday?

it was okay.

Cool.

peeks under cloth.... and begins to suck

Hehehe...you might be messing with more than you can handle there. *Gives out a few low deep moans.

That is one big hunk of beef right there

Yes, Yes I am. You should see some of the others I have to post.

*hugs* How good would he look with a suit, I bet he could look dapper.

Oh I am sure you would be right about that. Being a male that enjoys wearing as little as he can get away with, you can bet looking good in one or not, he would rush to get out of it as soon as he could.

*the pup looks up at you wants some hugs with my little arm out* :3

*Smiles as he reach down and bring you up to his upper torso so you could give him a good hug around his neck once he moved the beard out of your way.*

*the pup cutely smiles hugging you back so cutely and friendly bushy tail wagging* :3

*Hold you there as he enjoys the hug from you.* Mmmmm...

so much aank

What can I say? I am soooo into them and for me more than one meaning.

hooks a new one made of sapphire on your nosering

Well thank you. Now that is a very shiny gift there. but you have not seem all of them One of them is very personal if you know what I mean.

rawr an hawt man!

If you say so.

rawr*hugz*

*Hugs back*

my big strong daddy

Thanks

its interesting that Meanbeard is surrounded by mystery

Yes, it is and for a very good many reasons too. One of them being he is not just a warrior, but a powerful mystic as well. They always have a shadow of mystery about them.

does he live in a realm beyond the human world? :o

He does indeed have a place like that, but he loves hanging out in the realms of moral beings most of the time.

just to see how we mortals are getting along with our daily basis?

No, just loves being around them for they are by his way of thinking a lot more fun to hang out with. Things change a lot faster and life is more fun with them. Things change very very slowly in the realms beyond the moral ones.

interesting

though don't humans get scared at the sight of a big buff bull?

Already taken care of. He has long ago cast some very powerful masking spells so he is seem how any passing person would think he should look as they pass by.So many see him as just another human going about his business as they are going about theirs. So just a lucky few get to see him as he is or when he feels a need for them to see him as he is. And even then they see him as the kind of bull or minotuar they are use to seeing. Very few see him as he really is.

I'm guessing the ones who see him as a minotaur are attracted to him? :)

Yes and no. Some folks just want to see a minotaur and others want to have him eat them (Vore). Still others like to go on adventures with him and yes, many want to make out with him as well.

those vore ones sound sinister.

Oh not at all. They are all rp for the most part and no one dies at all. There are ways to keep them from dying and come back as if nothing had happen at all.

still sounds spooky

Well you have to be into that kind of thing to know how safe it can be. Meanbeard's sinister days are far behind him now. Now he lives to enjoy the company of others no matter what form that fun might take.

oh good :D
he'd be a great minotaur to befriend

I just wonder what his sinister days were like.

As does many others want to know. To make this easy, if it was a great disaster in the past up to the last great war, Meanbeard most likely had a hand in it.

oh so he caused natural disasters and things like that? mmm, he was a volatile youth by the sounds of it

Oh and so much more than that. He use to bring down villages, towns, cities, kingdoms, states, countries, nations all in the name of the goes he work for. Right now he is on vacation from all of that, but has seem it is more fun to run with morals than mow them down.

what a truly meany beardy minotaur

Yes he did have his fun in his youth. The vase armies both moral and creatures from beyond make him a force to be respected. But those glory days are behind him now and he only wants to enjoy life and the lucky ones he enjoy it with.

I'm surprised no-one ganged up on him and told him to behave

Oh that did happen a few times, but most of the time he was doing what he did in the name of the gods he worked for so they had to let him go. Tho there was this one time he turn on the gods he work for and became the master of all that is. He did a good job of things too, but there is always things you didn't count on and he had to set the gods free and well once the problem was taken care of they did turn on him. After that time, he has had problems with a few beings trying to force him to do the right thing or work for them, but in the long run he always found a way to get around what they did to him. Sometimes he even found a way to make it work for him in some small way. So yes, he has had being turn on him a number of times. But as you can see he is here and they are not.

god killer! :o

Yes, that is one of his many jobs, but it is more of a title these days for the gods do behave themselves more now than they did in the past.

also length 198cm? He looks a lot taller than that :o

That to changes with whomever happen to be viewing him.

Petty nitpicking: The Minotaur of Greek myth was a one-off monster that got killed. There never was a minotaur race (at least in classical mythology). What about Apis the Egyptian bull god? Any relation to him? He seemed to be a minor god so maybe HE was a servant to the higher ranking gods. Is Meanbeard just a modern nickname to hide your REAL name?

Do you, Asterius, and Enkidu ever hang out?

Hehehe...the funny things about myths and legends is: One they only tell part of the story. Look at the city of Troy. Many use to blieve it was only a legend a part of myth, but it turn out to be a real city so don't be to fast to say we have the whole story. Two the myths and legends are written by the survivers. In this case the Greeks. It is known they use to be ruled by the Crete (just like the story said), till they broke free. Crete fell on back time and in the long run was destroy and what little we know of them come from the Greeks. So do you thing they would say anything nice about the country that use to rule over them? Hell no. So with no records from the Cretes to call the Geeks liers it is the version of the tell most know. But that don't make it right does it?*Looks around and raise one of is large fingers over his lips* Shhhhhhh...Since you were the first to ever ask I will say yes I was known as Apis back in the times of the Eqyptians. That is why I am called a sacred bull by the Eqyptians and Crete when I was turn over to them by the gods to pay an old debt to the Greek gods.And yes Meanbeard is indeed a nickname I go by in these modern times. But most know that last part already.

I do see you don't bedon't believe Asterius and Enkidu are death in these modern times? And yes I do hang with my son (Asterius) and grandson (Enkidu) , and that is a very long story in and of itself. Thanks for asking.

Good point about them being dead. But if you're a God you could visit them on the next plane anytime. Plus some consider Asterius to be a demigod so maybe he wouldn't STAY dead (or he faked it like in the comic). The legend says he was sired by a beautiful white bull sent by Poseidon. Did you feral-shift and color change (to pacify the Cretan's superficial and obviously unrefined sense of 'beauty'*) so you could get it on with the queen? (Or maybe you swing the other way but if Poseidon ordered it I assume you'd be more than capable).

*Homer also refers to a 'copper sea' and makes other nonsensical color references leading some to suggest Homer was completely colorlind.

Well like I said the tell is hand down by the winners of wars so the Greeks all parts where they didn't have to full story. Seeing that ASterius is my son he would be a demigod and what most don't know he didn't die there, but left with the Greek hero and his sister till their reach an island where he wanted to live in peace for a time with the last lot of males and females sent to him. There they lived and love and many other minotaurs were born. In time the gods start to fear this new race that one of their new service had created. So I was order to remove them from this world and I did. I took them to another realm were they would be free to grow and have no worries of the gods. I also give my son (Asterius), the power to travel between dimension so he could send our kind to newer realms to grow and live in peace.Hehehe..well one out of two is not bad. I was mpt the one that lost the bet but the greater gods lost a bet to the Greek ones and I was the prize to serve them in all ways. *Wink* and I do mean in all ways. Man the Greeks gods are a horny lot and I kept them all very happy in all the ways they wanted to use me. I ddid so good a job the gods start to fight over me so Zeus set up a schedule for how long when when I would be working for each god. I enjoy working the most for Aphrodite,Aris and Hephaestus for I loved how to love, to make war and create things (mostly weapons of fine and great powers). I enjoy being on the side lines of their love triangle and getting to make out with them and the rest of the gods. What can I say? The Greeks like the Egyptians love the raw sex powers we bull types have. In time I was surving Poseidon when he heard Minos pray to him to help make him king of Crete and help him rule the known world at that time.So Poseidon wanted more worshippers So he sent me to aid Minos in his quest. But there was a catch. I could fight for Minos in my near human form (what would be called a minotaur and yes it means now son of Minos, but back then it met great warrior of Minos) and by night I would be forced to turn into a large and powerful looking bull (the white was my idea), to show Poseidon's power over me and to make sure I would stay out of trouble being a god like being that morals could not keep their hands off of when I was not doing battle. Hehehe..but as we know that didn't stop the queen. When I was between battles for Minos she would come to me (as did Minos and most of Crete too), it was the queen I would enjoy being with them most and maybe had a her a few time in my feral form too. So over time Poseidon got new worshippers and was happy to let me stay in Crete till his time using me was up. But in time Minos learn that queen was with my child and saw a chance to break his deal with Poseidon and ask him to take me back so Minos could controls my child and use him to keep him in power and not have to keep on creating more worshippers for the god, but now for himself.So I had to go back with Poseidon now happy with the worshippers he got and seeing it was near time for me to move on to the next god he found a few more times for me to do for him and I was not around to look out for my son when he was born.

Hmmm . . . the legend also says you were supposed to be sacrificed to Poseidon but if you're a God being killed by a mortal would only kill your current manifestation (which wouldn't have to be your normal manifestation). But he was so impressed with your incredible bullish beauty (who wouldn't be!) that he backed out of the deal. Flattering, but that would leave you stuck in Crete for longer than you planned. As some mortal's pet no less! Did the king change his mind about 'killing' you after you knocked up his wife? Go on, spill. I bet THAT'S a juicy story!

You run up weird debts. A powerful God but a lousy poker player?

Omg he is sexy

Wicked rad design, he looks badass

Thank you. But this is his let the world see me as not a threat. If only they knew.

You look very awesome and sexy

Yes..yes I am and I am glad to have a good friend that wanted to show it off to the world.

Nice ref and butt lol

What a big boy.

Huh. He doesn’t look all that mean to me. He definitely has a nice beard though.

Marc: *listening to Meanbread's heart beating*

Meanbread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds8MEm9FPl0

I like him!! I love his beard and hair :3

Thank you.

you're welcome! :D