Hooray for spider porn!
That one green looks horrified.

Well, let's face it no kid ever likes to think about his parents actually doing it.

Even less do they want to see them doing it. And given this type of parents that happens several times a month.

If that happens to be the illustrated Matress, then yes, trauma forever.

You're still the unofficial illustrator to my stuff. :D

But are there actual Matress illustrations, aside from the Jinx trollface? Because the two spider humpers were random greens, the actual spider humper was humping a green female for a change, Rosie was bonking anything but Giblet and the Gnarl/Juno action had been interrupted by the Overlord walking in.

They did and do inspire me. Especially Gnarl and Juno. But I can dream... you and Letho on a horizontal string with a dark purple Everlightian sky full of stars in the back, the luminous anvil scene, psychedelic magic room action with Juno spreadeagled... it's all in my head. :D

That first one sounds like one of those spider photos against the moon gone terribly wrong, possibly mixed with that ridiculous painting of a tyrannosaurus pair mating with the sky full with pterosaurs, if bats will be involved. The second one would probably lead to brain overheating on my part due to too many light sources, if the "how does that fit" question doesn't do it quicker. Although the mental image of them on an anvil is still way too funny. And I don't think I can do the magic room justice. But even the other, less crazy scenes would be more than enough to cause mental damage in spider hybrids.