
Too wolfic for squirrels, to squirrelly for woofs.
Category All / Comics
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 804 x 1111px
File Size 625.7 kB
One time I was buying a suit a few years ago with my dad, my dad told the tailor that I didn't know anything about dressing nice or something because when I walked out he had the UGLIEST tie ever picked out. When I said "what is this?" (Meaning "What is this hideous tie?") he replied with "This is the type of thing you have to wear to an interview. It's called a tie." To which I replied something like "OH, am I supposed to wear the ugliest tie ever??" It was awkward.
With a bit of makeup and false toothery I think we can make you pass for whatever species you desire. Getting hired will be a cinch!
Or if you are feeling more daring... step into my laboratory, and we can transform you into a frightening and fearsome WERE-SCURROW!!! Or were-scur as it were. Then you won't have such piffling issues as employment when you can REND and TEAR your way through life!!!
(Give me a call, we'll make this happen)
Or if you are feeling more daring... step into my laboratory, and we can transform you into a frightening and fearsome WERE-SCURROW!!! Or were-scur as it were. Then you won't have such piffling issues as employment when you can REND and TEAR your way through life!!!
(Give me a call, we'll make this happen)
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