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New real last day to vote on which character appears on fanservice sunday: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4046813/
(It was gonna be today but I didn't get time to start... Currently Alyssa leads by 3 votes to 2)See, other people make a personal character, or a "fursona", and he's 6 feet tall, strong, good looking, with a sizeable manhood and the stamina of a professional athlete. Me... I got this loser. Average height, average build, lacking in magic or combat training, cranks out about 15 pushups before falling on his face, gets pushed around a lot, clumsy, rarely appreciated, often in the way, and fumbly in the bedroom.
I have never included him in any of the proper stories, and don't plan to - but it does amuse me to imagine that he kind of trails the group around as the official documenter and report writer. Or as Alyssa puts it, her Faithful Reporter and Accurate Chronicler of Deeds. His main tasks are to keep track of all the paperwork (which Alyssa loathes), and make sure her decisions are represented in full context - thus keeping her out of trouble by assuring the powers that be that she never uses unnecessary violence. Not that she won't use plenty of violence, but the faithful reporter here ensures that it is on the record as necessary violence.
And if he gets her one more promotion with his heartfelt, if occasionally inaccurate, testimony, Alyssa may just treat him to some shoes. Shoes! Once upon a time he would have bought his own, but... the days of wealth are past. Oh foolish days of yore... Fun while they lasted, but lookit him now...
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Otter
Size 1000 x 1000px
File Size 117 kB
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