I was bored and in good spirits to fiddle around, so I did a search here on FA for an acapella to play with - this typically never fails to deliver.

I found this gem of a recording by snidebutcherfuzz, and got down to work with it. I could not resist something entitled "Yiffy Thuggin".

Lyrics from the original upload:

Yo, Yiffy time in the hood yall.
Snide B. bout to bust through the hall wall yall.
Get a vixen in the place, real quick please.
This bitch is fuckin' ready for my dick, on her knees.
And now she's suckin' me quick, her tongue lickin' my dick.
Working my shit, like it's a joystick. I'm sick-
In the head, Lotta furries out there, out makin' their bread.
But me? I do this shit for free.
Have me merk on your beats, I'm worth it G
Trust me, I'm raw.
I'm always out there to lend a paw.
Cross me out with a K then I'll bust your jaw.
Don't test me bitch, i lay down the law.
I see you envious of my Style, but i know you're in denial.
See my kicks?, Bet you couldn't wear 'em and walk a fuckin' mile.
What's up with everybody judgin' ? I ain't on trial.
I'm just buzzin' like a microwave, just turn my dial.

Keep on dissin' me, you think that shit is fun?
I've got the personality of a loaded shot gun.
I'm twice as testy as the trigger, except my blast is bigger.
Cross me twice better hope to god I've been sippin' on my liquor.
From where i stand to your throat, Nobody could move quicker.

So If I heard you were hatin on this shitty rap.
I'd place my hand on my strap, threaten to bust a cap.
I'm just kiddin' you're far too pussy for me to even give a crap.
Now go back into your basement and fuckin fap.

Snide B. just merked that shit!