Based on Happy Feet, I felt feet like my own needed their own song... I give you Depressed Feet!

Lyrics: Depressed feet
Lazy do nothing feet
Idle like a deadbeat
No hope of advancing
All I got
Is did-dly squat
And when I want to move
These lumps of coal, Simply put
Refuse to stroll

Bottom Line
My boots just decline
To join those on cloud nine
They wanna be dreary
They just refuse to shake them blues
I've got to repete
I've got de-de-depressed
I've got de-de-depressed
I've got de-de-depressed FEET!