IT'S CANDY, BITCHES! by Crave-The-Bullet -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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IT'S CANDY, BITCHES!

By Crave-The-Bullet,
posted 13 years ago Anime Artist

Werther's Alternatives don't cotton to your old folk bullshit, gramps.

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13 years ago

What, no link to us? How very alternative!

Crave-The-Bullet ~crave-the-bullet

Anime Artist

13 years ago

Links take too much time to find. Gramdpa alternative don't have time for that shit. He's got 5 years to live, tops. He's here to give out candy, and hot dickings! But not to the same people.

Dragon_Nexus ~dragonnexus

Digital Artist

13 years ago

"Now I'm the grandad. And what else would I give my grandsom than a slap upside the head and a telling off for being so goddamn entitles as to expect free candy. I'm on £80 a goddamn week, kid, and I own a f'kin house! You think I have the spare cash to keep you happy? Fuck you!"

RevengeBoot ~revengeboot

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

For a sec, I didn't think you were talking about Werther's Originals, so I thought it was like..."WERTHER'S ALTERNATIVES...THERE'S FIRE, BRO" or something. xD

But seriously, this is amusing. :3c