Today was the follow-up visit for the surgery. The Dr was surprised at the bruise on my forehead and the resulting double black eyes it spawned. But, told me "not to worry" and "Call him if it BECOMES a problem" in the same breath... Joy.
I did this sketch based on that and have a name for the quack; Dr. Vox. Feel free to borrow him as log as you send me a copy or link.