SERANA

Y U BREAK FREJA HEARTZ?!?! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

I suspect it never would have worked, in the end... The ancient grudges 'twixt werewolf and vampire run too deep for any two people to conquer

Dat pickpocket star.

Perviest of ALL skills!

you automatically think about getting a nude mod after getting the skill, or vice versa.

please note the items falling out that sack... bra's and possibly panties

thank you, sir.

Ha ha, yeah... X3 I tried that for a little bit, with various other mods 'n whatnot... In the end, I think I prefer playin' without any of the naughty stuff. I don't needs ta be pervy 24/7 with everything

you should install it with a bunch other mods then forget about it. preferably while you're in the middle of a long falmer dungeon or something.
that way, next time to loot everything a human owns without thinking about it you're all "oh...." after.

Ha ha XD "Oh myyyyy."

"she was hiding two gems and a pink pearl in there it seems."

ah to once more tred apon the land of Solsthiem. Wonder what it looks like now compared to when you wondered around it in Bloodmoon Expansion for Morrowind

I'm workin' in reverse order, myself Skyrim's the first Elder Scroll game I've played- but I'm-a gonna go back sooner or later and try to nab one of the other ones (My friend's particularly fond of Morrowind, so that one at least)

I can make you a copy if you like of my copy of Morrowind GOTY........

Nahh, that's a'ight... They've got 'em for fairly cheap nowadays. I'll fork over th' dough, dump a few dollars into th' game industry.

One mutt comment and entire cities burn. *tsk*

That is the most bored lookin' dragon I've viewed in quite some time! But then again they all tend to come across as a bit indifferent, don't they. Pff, lizards.

Now I kinda feel guilty. She's been out there keepin' busy doing all this epic stuff, and my Skyrim gal really only has the one goal in life of seeing how many dragons she can brain between the eyes with a 30 pound warmaul.

Silly seritaph! You don't go LOOKING for dragons! Dragons are those annoying things that pop up and ruin EVERYTHING when you're intensely busy doing something else!

Oh, but that's ok. I always have time in my busy schedule to take a dragon clubbing.

Like, say, getting some or other creature to stop trying to take big chunks out of your skin. Then it's all, "Oh hai, just lemme jump in here and nom on yas. Thanks!"

YUS. Or yer tryin' to be all sneaky and then the dragon's like "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

I think you can make near any NPC marriable with console commands. ;3

Ohhh, I wouldn't do THAT! I'll just hold my chin high, and find someone who loves me for who I am! I'm an independent woman! I won't wilt like a hot-house flower without the love of some- some STOOPID vampire! *sniff* I'm the god-damn DRAGONBORN! There's PLENTY of classy lady's what'll have me!

CHEESE! For EVERYONE!

SO MANY CHEESE-WHEELS

My Breton lightning-mage/thief is an avid follower of Sheogorath, Nocturnal, and Hermaeus Mora. And has a bounty in Whiterun exclusively from breaking and entering and then standing on people's beds while they sleep.

The oooooold paranormal activity gag- creep people out while they sleep.
CLASSIC

"Huh... what? Who are you?"
"IF YOU STRUGGLE I WILL FRY YOU WITH LIGHTNING."
"What are you doing in my house?"
"I JUST HAD MY HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS AND TOOK ALL YOUR STUFF AND REPLACED IT WITH AN APPLE I FOUND IN A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD TOMB."
"I'm calling the guards!"
"I'M THE THANE OF WHITERUN!"
"Uh..."
"AND THE SAVIOR OF YOUR WORLD!"
"C-can you please just--"
"DOVAHKIIN AWAAAAAAAAY!"

Hobbies include stealing the clothes off of everyone in town and piling it up in the middle of town, and booby-trapping other peoples' houses with weapons I enchanted.

MY SIDES!!! HOW THEY HURT NOW!!!

hehehe nice. I lul'ed. so looking forward to dragonborn expansion for the PC next month. Also, this seems right up your ally! http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/c.....1205-123ff.png

But- but what's the WORD for booty call? What's the WORD? I Need to know the word!!

My khajit assassin/thief has a lovely lakeside home with her wife and two kids. There's currently a dragon skeleton on the side lawn too. Makes for a nice view.

lakeside is like the best place to make the home!

You'd THINK sooner or later that the bandits, wolves, giants, dragons, vampires and what-not you occasionally find outside your house would catch on, that whoever lives in that house surrounded by all the bodies is not to be fucked with X3

"Oh, they can eat the souls of dragons, but our scrappy group of bandits... We'll get em."

aww someone stole your sweety on a roll? LOL

never maxed pickpocket tree but did on my sneak now i crouch an entire army's run past LOL

I was ALMOST all the way there, but Hermaeus's evil book of super-skill leveling got me the rest of the way there.

i think the only ting i havent done is the civil war i am the dovahkeen! i am above your petty disputes

Bah! That's the waffler's way out! Skyrim for the nords! (My first character didn't pick sides, and my mage was imperial, so now my roguey character's stormcloak)

LOL after the dawnguard add on i do wish i could call the undead dragon and odaving stand there an let them own whichever group.. i did whole heartedly enjoy watching odaving whup the big camp of the forsworn on the river

FILTHY STORMCLOAK

Real talk, my boyfriend's Lydia once called an enemy a "snowback." Geez, Lydia, making me uncomfortable...

Lydia makes EVERYONE uncomfortable, standin' there, WATCHING YOU while you sleep!

Not to mention you;re going to LOVE Solstheim >:3

Do you already have it? Are you a FILTHY x-box/playstation/whatever user?

And yes. Its...You're going to love the way the mind control Miraak uses works. Everyone on solstheim sometimes goes off to build things. Each person you talk to finishes the sentence of the formarian.

Its rythmic. :3 Plus, its got bits of Morrowind in it. When Dagoth Ur blew its top it spewed ash and some of Morrowinds' Flora and Fauna are pesent in the Southeastern part of the island. YOu can still see Dagoth Ur Pluming smoke in the distance.

And I'm a REALLY big House Redoran whore.

Also: When I had my wedding to my Argonian husband Scouts-Many-Marshes; I had an interesting attendance in call. Despite haivng saved fucking Tamriel from Alduin, not to mention saved the world from the Thalmor in the College of Winterhold Quests, the only people that bothered to come ot my wedding were a cannibal witch (Eola <3 should marry her instead), 2/3 of the dark brotherhood (fucking Arnbjorn, a WEREWOLF, attended) attended, and MERCER FROM THE THIEVES GUILD attended.

Oh, and Jarl Maven.

(also, am I the only one that got like, a boner when the redguard Nazir said that Cicero is prolly digesting inside Arnbjorn's stomach? Therte needs to be art of that. POOR CICERO.)

Had you not killed Mercer yet? X3 (...and I let Cicero live <_< )

I let Cicero live D: He came to the wedding.

And I haven't finished the thieves guild quest at taht point in time. I find it funny in hindsight. "SURE I may be a greedy motherfucker that fucked over the Nightengales and a daedric lord, but I'll be damned if I miss this wedding."

You are going to loooooooooooove Dragonborn. Its got tentacles. And the ability to summon them.

Also: You can spend dragon souls...to clear out perks in a skill tree and refill them however you choose.

Ooh, re-skill-tree-ing is nice. It's always so strange when you come across a game that DOESN'T let you do that somehow, anymore.

WEll to be fair the other Black book perks are kinda fun too. but mostly its just the freaky miraak mind control stuff and tentacles and bits of Morrowind for me.

do you think automatons could use shouts if they recorded them and played them back?

If they're of the Dov they can!

Man! now I want to draw my Skyrim character Banana Boat the Magnificent Bastard.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS OF HIGH ADVENTURE!

I should make a comic Where these characters cross paths and duke it out... YOU FOOLISH THIEVING SLIME! MUhahaha! I am the killer of the thieves guild! The destroyer of the back-stabbing Dark Brotherhood! The unmasker of the Companion's secret! The ultimate barbarian harbinger of death to all who merely cross my path! Such is the power of Banana Boat!

ah i lvoe that ring*has werewolfs powers but couldnt eat people with out being wolf found ring and gets to eat them all the time now*

Om nom nom nom nom! Bandits are part of a complete breakfast!

and giants for lunch!

Just modded the heck out of my skyrim.

Master Vampires are still assholes.

I guess you can't live a couple hundred years of immortality without getting at least a LITTLE poncy

I was like ':I Yeah, you want me to look like that? Pft, no. I like the sunlight.'

Ha ha, yeah, them elder vampires are some uuuugggly motherfuckers with some bizarre taste in jewelry :p

I like you,
but I dont like you.

Thats why I prefer to work alone in skyrim D:

Followers do nothing but ruin your sneaking anyway! ...and jump in front of you while you're trying to fire bows! ...I'm sure Serana woulda just gotten in the way. *sniff*

THAT! I play a character heavily focused on sneaking. Can you imagine how many times lydia fucked that up?

It kind of feels like they don't blow your cover INITIALLY, so much as, like, it instantly eliminates the whole "Fire an arrow then hide" strategy, cuz as soon as they flag for combat, your follower runs out there and starts swingin' at shit.

when having level 100 sneak + perks you can just run like a bitch and hide again if the enemies see you. I dont like using the arrow and hide tactic at all!
but yeah, same thing.

Well, I've gotten to the point with Bow-skill that I can kinda mow 'em all down before th' little sneaky eyeball opens up all the way anymore, so I don't NEED to run+hide no more... but now I'm movin' into the wide, wide world of being the DAGGER rogue! which is a whole new, fun ballgame.

Dammit, now I wanna get back into Skyrim. But that would mean shelling out another 60-70 bucks to replace the disk (Yeah, one o' those disk repair kits ain't gonna fixt that), and then money for a router, and then money for the DLC...

DAMN YOU, FENRIS! :P

Anyways, can't help but remember my Khajiit assassin. Punching people to death. Love the unarmed finishing moves. *Picks up some poor bandit and punches him in the head repeatedly.*

You should look around for sails or whatnot... I got Skyrim too when it was at it's 60-dollar value, but (Do you play on a PC or xbox?) every now and then on Steam, I've seen them marking it and all the other ES titles down quite a lot, 75% off and whot whot.

Console gamer. The computer I use doesn't handle games very well. :P

(Hell, playing music causes a noticeable slowdown on it.)

Fus-Ro-Rejection!

I would have married Serena in Skyrim if it were possible at the time, I went for Janessa the Dark Elf instead.

I still aint choosed X( There are none who are yet perfect enough for the Dovahkiin!

I dunno, Janessa was scheming, murderous, and money hungry.

Also not bad looking.

She was a perfect fit for my Dovahkiin.

Best dovahkiin ever!

Of course she is! *I* designed her!


My close friend has loved and lost, too.
Fallen madly in love with Veezara, I couldn't get up the will to tell her...
Never has there been such a fury as when she returned to the guild ablaze.
The gods were absent that day.



Ha ha XD Yeahhhh... that was not the best day for much of the cast of the Dark Brotherhood :p

*Sneaky-Sneaky!*

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This is awesome. Also, *sigh* Katria ;_;