In celebration of the holiday season and in the spirit of generous giving, some people like to set out a bowl of candy for their coworkers at the office.

If the above statement describes you, make sure you also post a sign like this. Believe me, I love the vewociwaptaws as much as the next dragon, but if you give them sweets, they will tear up your carpets, do dubious research in your laboratories, and just generally ruin everyone's day.

Velociraptor icon shamelessly lifted from Deviantart. I'm calling fair use and parody, or something, since it's basically made for everyone to print out and use and have fun with, no?