I'm aware of how shitty this looks. It's a joke my friend Maonaki and I kinda did when we were talking to each other:

Plexadonn: *Eats your head*
Maonaki: *isn't tasty*
Plexadonn: Your diet sucks, that's why. Eat more veggies
Plexadonn: And less of whatever else.
Maonaki: Less kittens and baby meat? Okay...
Plexadonn: -_- Evil. *holy waters you*
Maonaki: *adds Kool-Aid mix* It's even better when it's holy!
Plexadonn: I am so photoshopping that...

Well, -we- certainly thought it was funny.