And now, it's time for the Feats of Strength!

I think you have that covered, big guy.

Festivus doesn't end until you pin me!!

Is there anyone among the NewMen with a horn that shoots pink bubbles?

I . . . I totally don't get the joke.

Arm yourself with knowledge

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...../4302-newmen-1

Also, is the jerk store a place to buy jerks, or a place for jerks to shop?

Oh! That's the NewMen, not NewMan. Totally different.

Indeed. My question about the contents of the store stand, BTW

i have no idea. it was Kingdead's joke...

Hahaha it's awesome! I love the font for the Jerk store!

Nice winter costuming for the heroes. I see you even have a nice scarf to keep toasty.

Glad you like, sir. And of course, I have my hat and scarf on, it's cold up here on the pole.

Unfortunately, having a little angel atop the pole makes it less festivus-ey.

Was sure it was a devil up there :-P

Hey! The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!

Awesome commission, maybe I can help you guys out X3

hey Quinn! the jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU! :3

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"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"

Well, lesson learned, can't use constansa ascii. :)

Oh I see a helpless citizen underneath KingDead's foot

Sure that isnt a jerk?

Pretty sure!