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Twelve Days of Christmas - Part 9
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine angry reindeer
Eight yards a-twinkling
Seven off-key carolers
Six hours of traffic
Fiiiiive Christmas shooooooows!
Four candy canes
Three fruitcakes
Two eggnog milkshakes
And a sweater that's kind of uglyyyyyy
Word to the wise, folks. If you plan on scaring the bejeezus out of the wildlife like
michael_the_mutt and 
bethy_chan, don't. Especially if they're wearing harnesses and have glowing extremities. Not only will you find yourself running for your life from a small herd of pointy-antlered brethren, but you'll also wake up Christmas morning to find reindeer poop all over the roof of your house, and you know that's not gonna be easy to clean up.
My true love gave to me
Nine angry reindeer
Eight yards a-twinkling
Seven off-key carolers
Six hours of traffic
Fiiiiive Christmas shooooooows!
Four candy canes
Three fruitcakes
Two eggnog milkshakes
And a sweater that's kind of uglyyyyyy
Word to the wise, folks. If you plan on scaring the bejeezus out of the wildlife like
michael_the_mutt and 
bethy_chan, don't. Especially if they're wearing harnesses and have glowing extremities. Not only will you find yourself running for your life from a small herd of pointy-antlered brethren, but you'll also wake up Christmas morning to find reindeer poop all over the roof of your house, and you know that's not gonna be easy to clean up.
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 700px
File Size 565.9 kB
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