This year I drew  verace for my secret santa. So, what do you do on Christmas day when you get a brand new inflation remote? Well, you've gotta test it out on yourself of course! I mean, you have to make sure that it works because . . . the calibration might be . . . or that the flam-floozler might be properly . . . because SCIENCE that's why!

Hmm, seems like a majority of the inflation energy went to his tails. . . this requires further testing!