This has a few overtones of macro/micro and hypermuscle and a passing reference to a crotch, but I wanted to keep this as clean and sweet as possible. In other words, it's general but flirts with mature. So, consider this my usual forewarning, but instead of cautioning people about all kinds of kinky stuff to ensue, this is more of an apology for people who were expecting porn.

This is my first time writing a piece like this, but it's a story that was on my mind a lot and just seemed to pour out onto the page. I'm not perfectly satisfied with the ending, but I think some people may enjoy this. This is my present to you all--may you all have a Merry Mass of the Incarnate Christ.