So I guess I have a random named character now?

This is Danny Almirón, good-natured toucan of Argentine-Brazilian stock, his parents having come from Eldorado, Argentina, to the US slightly before his birth. Consequently, he enjoys switching between Argentine and Brazilian Portuguese accents when he speaks Spanish, irking his Latino coworkers (mostly Mexicans) to no end.

Apparently he's also employee of the month at his tech support center, getting high reviews from customers. Of course, this is only a temporary job before he goes on for his professional degree. Just doesn't know what that'll be in yet!

(Did the beak without consulting refs for its shape [GASP] so there's a little weirdness there, but meh.)