When Malex, a grey wolf, comes across a test chamber which feeds him cake to "test his capacity", things escalate, and Malex starts to get too greedy for his own good.

Set in the world of Portal. Not played Portal? You really should, it's mind-boggling.

This was based on a dream I had. I love my mind sometimes...

Portal © Steam, or Valve, or whoever it is. That Gaben fellow? Meh. I don't own Portal.
Malex © Myself.

"Vital testing apparatus destroyed".

Malex giggled to himself, destroying another of Aperture's cameras. The grey wolf jolted through each experimental chamber with ease, portal gun in hand as he shot orange and blue here and there, narrowly avoiding the perilous pits, falls and turrets that lined the area.

"Anthropomorphic lupine test subject has appeared to show satisfactory ability and capability, both mentally and physically in all aspects so far.", Malex overheard the ever-droning voice of GLaDOS. He grinned, heading for the last experimental chamber, flicking his tail enthusiastically.

"The subject will now be tested for physiological capacity and temptation. Now commencing cake procedure".

Malex raised an ear, this was incredibly odd considering the rest of the tests going on around here. He was just looking for an escape, but the sound of "cake procedure" was reminding him that he hadn't eaten in a while, and was slowly starting to feel the hunger.

Of course, he was taking this with caution. Previously, he had managed to fit his way past a broken panel, behind the scenes as it were, to see hasty scrawls on the wall "THE CAKE IS A LIE". It's warning enough, yet all Malex could do for now was proceed.

He strolled past a corridor into a small, square, plain white panelled room with a pedestal in the middle. On top of the pedestal stood - a cake! A chocolate cake, decorated with white frosting and cherries around the circular edge. Malex carefully checked the corners of the room, this was far too suspicious.

"Congratulations. You have passed the tests with flying colours. Please have some cake", came the robotic female voice's reply, probably an acknowledgment of Malex's wary state. The wolf looked around, it was ominous, but he was really wanting some. It just looked so good.

Just one slice. That was all he would have. The cake was pre-sliced, as he lifted one with his paw, and slowly brought it to his nose, sniffing for anything that could be harmful, or worse. Eventually he mustered up the courage to take a bite, as he closed his eyes, the taste coming to his tongue.

Malex smiled, the cake was pretty delectable, the chocolate tasted very luxurious, probably a high quality sponge too. It would be a lie to say that Malex wasn't enjoying it thoroughly.

After finishing the first slice, Malex then started looking around again. The room was silent over than a few ominous background noises. After a while, Malex failed to find a further entrance outwards, and the voice came back.

"Please proceed with cake enjoyment. You are being congratulated."

Malex figured that this may be one of the weirder experiments, and that perhaps eating this cake would provide a way forward. It was an incredibly large cake, luckily for him it tasted good enough for him to stuff himself with. He laid down his portal gun against the wall and licked his lips. What was the worst that could happen over a whole cake?

Taking a second slice, he gazed at the chocolate sponge, lined with a delicate, fruity jam centre. If there was any way he could get out of here, eating that cake would be it. Opening his maw, he chomped a generous section of the cake slice, chewing only for a few seconds before swallowing and chomping again.

Malex raised his eyebrows. If he was going to go out of his way to consume this much cake and potentially damage his figure a little bit, then he may as well enjoy it. He took in slice after slice, the cake feeling dense in his stomach as he continued to fill it.

Malex slowly started to feel full as he made his way three quarters past the cake, now going onto a tenth slice as his bloated gut impeded his progress into eating so much. The wolf stopped a few times, gulping as he forced himself to keep eating, his taut waist not making it easy.

Eventually, he got past the last slice, and, feeling a little ill and massively stuffed, he sat against a nearby wall, sheepishly cradling his belly.

"Experiment complete, anthropomorphic lupine subject capacity calculated".

Malex looked around, a little weirded out, as was the normal reaction anywhere else in this lab. Capacity? Was he being tested to see how much cake he could eat in one setting? Considering the circumstances, he probably passed this test, but at a cost. His tight, swollen waist gurgled anxiously.

"Please proceed to the next chamber where there will be *Bzzz* Cake."

One of the panels in the wall opened, revealing another pathway. GLaDOS was being weird and glitchy again. GLaDOS was always weird and glitchy, Malex began to doubt the proficiency of Aperture as an experimental congregation...

Moving through to the next room, it seemed just as plain as the last, if not a little bigger, were it not for the big red button in the corner, a circular opening on the roof and a cube located beside the entrance. Well. This was easy so far...

Malex stepped onto the button as it clicked, and through the roof opening fell another cake.

"Please proceed to consume cake, as anthropomorphic lupine capacity has not exceeded prerequisite expectation"

Malex's eyes doodled for a bit, trying to make sense of it. From what he could tell, GLaDOS was telling him he hadn't eaten enough cake. The wolf looked at the cake, identical to the last one, with suspicion.

"Are you mad? I can't eat this much!"
"Sure you can..." GLaDOS maintained her classic, sinister overtone, sending chills down malex's spine as his fur raised on end. Yikes.

"Otherwise, how will you continue testing?"

This was not looking good. Malex sniffed the cake, admittedly it did taste good, but he was just so full from the last one. His gut creaked with resistance as the wolf drove himself away from it.

"I'm too full! Can't you tell with your science-y detectors or something?!" Malex said, spotting a nearby camera and firing a portal at it, disconnecting the camera from the wall.

"Vital testing apparatus destroyed" came the pre-recorded message.

"Clearly you do not have the biological prerequisites to compete in this experiment. Being inferior to robots, physiological change is likely needed. Please ingest the Aperture appetite modulation unit in order to complete the test".

It just got weirder and weirder, and Malex was getting tired of it. He heard a short thud, looking at the cake to see a small phial with a viscous, green fluid inside. The wolf swiped it and read the small inscription.

"Warning: Experimental solution. Please do not apply more than-"

The rest of the label was gone, not worn off, almost deliberately torn. Malex gazed around, he couldn't see any robotic implements to show that he was being watched, but he knew that somewhere, GLaDOS could see him.

It was obvious he wouldn't get out otherwise. With reckless abandon, he unscrewed the phial and swigged the entire solution, the viscosity more evident as it trickled down his throat. He spluttered a little, before giving a slight growl at the sudden heaviness he felt in his gut. Then came a growl, not from him, but from his waist.

Malex breathed easily, the tightness was gone! In fact, he was feeling slightly... well, not hungry. He just felt like eating. He focused back onto the delicious cake, grinning. Round 2, or so to speak.

Dipping his face into it, he simply opened his maw and swallowed whatever entered it. The familiar sweet, spongy heaven was enough to keep him eating. At this point he couldn't care less, since no-one was around to see him other than GLaDOS, who seemed intent on forcing him to eat anyway.

Malex kept binging, eventually consuming the second cake with a final gulp. Wiping the crumbs from his maw, he placed a paw on his paunch, which had rounded out. His gut now maintained the consistency of a pillow, he played around with his belly, noticing how bulky he was.

"Lupine subject capacity increased. You have still not consumed enough. Continue."

Oddly enough, Malex wasn't so hesitant to move on to another cake. In fact, he was loving the notion of eating some more, he evidentially had room left, and it just tasted too good to hold back on. He stepped onto the button, revealing another cake. Then stepped a few more times, each buzz producing another cake. Malex giggled a little maniacally, it didn't matter if he gained weight, by the time he got out of here, he'd have lost it all.

With 10 cakes in the fore, Malex smiled widely. Who was to stop him from eating it all other than his seemingly limitless belly? Instantly he pounced onto the nearby pile of fatty chocolate delectables and started stuffing himself.

After a few whirs and clunks, the familiar robotic voice of GLaDOS reappeared.

"Lupine weight increasing - encouragement module initiated."

That sinister overtone came back.

"Look at you. Unlike superior robots, your primal self has succumbed to greed."

This gave Malex a slight rush. He was no longer conforming to any social conduct he had left, as long as he could continue eating. He could feel his belly bloating further, his rump slowly expanding and eventually sagging as his wolf form took a turn for the heavier. He was becoming more obese as he moved from cake after cake, and he was loving it.

"And now look. You're too fat for a wolf of your average stature. Far be it from me to stop you."

Malex needed more, the taste was simply amazing. His bulbous belly was proving to be encumber-some as he found himself struggling to reach forward for food. More and more travelled down his gullet as he continued to grow fatter and fatter under GLaDOS's watchful eye.

Something had to give, and it was clear that all this cake was taking a massive toll on Malex's swelling form. His usually lean legs were bulging with flab, as were his heavier arms. His moobs jiggled as he grabbed more cake, chomping on it, forcing his bloated gut to grow and grow. His huge round rump continued to bulge outwards, yet the greedy wolf had lost all heed of warning, desperate for more, unable to stop eating as his greed was getting uncontrollable, his insatiable appetite for such fattening confectionary emphasised by his huge doughy rolls of flab.

"M-more..." Malex stumbled over slightly, before realising that he had consumed the entire pile of cake that stood before him. He placed his paws against his gut once again, raising an eyebrow as he felt them sink in to his soft, cushy fat. "Whoa..."

"Lupine weight has increased considerably. Subject is now dangerously obese. This concludes this experiment."

A panel at the very top of the room opened to reveal a small opening. Malex retrieved his portal gun, sluggishly moving due to his corpulent body. He had overdone it a fair bit.

Opening a blue portal towards a wall next to him, and the orange up to where the top section was, he slowly made his way through the portal. Or at least, try to. He had gotten too fat to fit through!

Struggling, pushing himself through, from behind it would appear that he was too wide to fit, his enormous rump jiggling with each push from his massive legs. Soon it became obvious that he couldn't proceed. Either the portal was going to have to get bigger, or he'd have to lose weight. Neither was going to happen.

"Look at you" came the mocking voice of GLaDOS, "Too fat to proceed. Well, I guess you'll have to starve until you can. Perhaps you shouldn't have been so greedy."

Malex then looked sheepish. He rubbed his enlarged gut, with a slight feeling of pleasure. All that cake was totally worth it. He then looked back at the button. Perhaps he could kill time with more... much more...

He then glanced over at the weighted cube in the corner. Consistent pressing of the button with a cube was a common cliché in portal's experiments... and it was one Malex intended to utilise. If he placed the cube onto the button, there'd be an endless stream of cake. Malex could eat and eat, no-one able to stop him as he could grow as massive as he liked. Yes, he liked this idea a lot.

Doing so, he placed the cube on the red button, watching as the cake fell, then another, and another. Licking his lips, the greedy, and soon to be unstoppable, wolf positioned himself under the line of production, and opened his maw. Cake immediately hit it as he placed his paws on his gut, and swallowed cake after cake.

"What are you doing, wolf? You know you'll only make your weight loss longer, adn there's so much more testing to do."

Malex tried to speak in between cakes as he lied on the ground, his big, bloating dome of a belly wobbling in the air.

"If I'm too big to escape, I'll have to make myself too big to contain!"

GLaDOS didn't reply. Instead, Malex opened his mouth, devouring the seemingly endless amounts of cake as his big flabby body swelled, Malex packing on more and more weight.

"Subject weight still increasing, subject has become too fat to continue."

This only made Malex greedier for more, enjoying letting himself go to all possibility and eating his way into bigger and bigger sizes. He rubbed around his enormous moobs, his paws sinking into them as he murred at the incredibly soft feeling. He was far too enormous for his own good, but he still wanted to get even fatter!

"I suggest you stop, before you regret it."

Malex wasn't regretting anything. He'd already amassed two tons of wolf with the intent of doubling it, tripling it, and so on. He gulped down more and more of the chocolate cake, consuming enough to be able to feed him for at least a year, all in the space of roughly 30 minutes.

Malex's side rolls bulged outwards, becoming chunkier the more Malex ate, his enormous thighs slowly taking over the tiles on the floor as he continued his epic binge. The insatiable wolf's paws and feet moved outwards as his entire body grew, his gigantic, swollen gut packing on more and more flab, his many tons gurgling as he simply continued fattening himself up. His huge doughy limbs only adding to his corpulent size.

By now, he was a threat to the very chamber itself, the room's contents now more Malex than space. Still the wolf gulped down every cake that laded in his maw, unable to stop eating, stop longing for more, stop gaining weight. His enormous belly was endlessly taking in more and more, expanding with crazy amounts of cake.

"Stop. Stop it now!"

GLaDOS had absolutely no influence on the beached whale of a wolf, his body swelling further and further, showing no signs of stopping. He could feel the tiles beneath him strectching to accompany his immovable body, too large by any means, but still not large enough! He was slowly filling the room!

Luckily, for both Malex and GLaDOS, Malex's enormous foot had reached the button, knocking the cube off of it. The stream of cakes ended, leaving Malex utterly enormous, and panting as his corpulent flab gurgled with satisfaction and immensity. Doing his best to grope his flab and failing miserably, the wolf simply laid there in his enormity and panted. This amount of weight gain normally takes a lot out of a wolf.

"Vital testing chamber incapacitated. Anthropomorphic lupine subject mass has exceeded maximum recommended size. Attempting quarantine until subject is able to continue."

Malex gave a lazy, fascinated smile. He'd definitely passed this experiment to say the least, and he had beaten GLaDOS, of course, at a gigantic cost. Perhaps next time she'd be a little more wary about testing this particular wolf's capacity in the future...