Teal Deer is reading tumblr on his tiny tablet. His shirt says “Cervine” and is distressed to look like a faded band shirt. Of course it is a band you have never heard of. He’s also got tiny sculpted stitches on his pants, is smoking a tiny little cigarette (warnings are too long to read!), and has little rivets on his pants. TLDR clearly has hipster tendencies from all the pictures he looks at online, but can never read enough to figure out if he’s doing it right or wrong. Who cares? NOT TEAL DEER!

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