So there I was, neck deep in shells and drowning in code. I had exploits on the left and user access credentials pouring in on the right. That's about where I hit the wall. The Windows boxes around me stopped screaming in agony, and NetBIOS began laughing in my face. Chrome thumbed its nose at me, and Internet Explorer pretended to be invulnerable, but I would not go quietly into the night! Except that’s exactly what I did. I’ve decided that computers suck; they give me headaches and should all die. While dawdling in the grasp of that funk, I came to some conclusions and drew this.