I have this weird game I play with myself sometimes where I look at random objects with holes in them and wonder what they would look like on my head. I have this weird hat-fetish-thing. Anyway

This happens a lot at work, where we have baskets and pales and random objects with my-head-sized holes in them everywhere. If I get especially bored (or stressed...) I put things on my head.

This is the "That's Definitely Not A Hat" game, because that's usually what people say to me first.

So yesterday we had a whole bunch of returns laying around at the front counter and lo! There's this weird white-feather garland-thing with... Say what? Is it BEDAZZLED??? And right underneath it was this long, silky, flowy, pink-scarf and I was all..... THESE ARE TOTALLY GREAT HATS TOGETHER, GAIS!

Yes

I wore them on my head.

Um. So. That's this painting, I guess. It got me thinking to what weird hat-things Xzeejee women might wear and so.... White-feather bedazzled-rim, pink-silky hat-thing.

Of course, this is just the sketch. Trying out that grayscale underpainting layer-effect style-thingie. I decided to upload it at such a rough point because of a few things; 1) the boob, 2) the hands. That's about it. I'm afraid to mess up the gesture I've already accomplished, so I'm saving it for posterity here.

I think I need help.