"so is it true that you two fucked?"

"I told you that you were cousins."

"That's quite the original character y'got there!"

"I thought cheetahs were fast. Why aren't you hittin' that yet?"

^ THIS!

Seconded. XD

"So, I think I'm gonna start saying YOLO more often. That's a meme I can really get behind!"

"So... Threeway?"

"I love you lesbians"

"So you're both dudes, right?"

" Say.. would your boyfriend there mind if I borrowed a cup of sugar, cause you look pretty sweet to me"

"So was the sex good?"

You two wanna go back to my place and play 'hide the pickle'?

"I'm so glad to see you young people about at these cons. Gives me something to look at."

Something I overheard at a con once from some creeper in public. No shit.

D:
D:

D:

That's terrifying

Truly, however, as in this comic, the guy got laid out for it by a friendly passerby.

Well, with the exception of "passerby" for the comic, of course.

Reminds me of "That's what I love about highschoolers, I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do."

Dazed and Confused. Nice connection.

"nice flat chest, dude."

"you do know I've hit that before, right?"

"I have a cup and a camera. Would you two girls like to come over to my place?"


:V

"What time does your friend open?"

"So, could I interest either of you ladies in a gently used joystick?"

"Hey my magic watch told me you weren't wearing any underwear.... Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast."

*SNORK*

:D

"So...you two underage?"

"Might I suggest Jenny Craig?"

"I would like to inquire if you two young ladies would like to have a spot of tea and some crumpets over at my humble abode, as I admire the qualities of both of you and would like to hear more about both of you. I can safely say I am a 40 year old virgin and am quite fond of the way you two look and would possibly like to enquire about the possibility to hire such lovely specimens as yourself for a rousing romp of a three person situation to cure me of my horrible disease known as virginity."

Yes.

"Might want to check your cheeks, looks like you got a little popped cherry on it."

"When I was going through your dresser, I noticed you two only own thongs."

"Oh hey! I recognize you! I'm pretty sure I've jacked off to pics of your sexy friend there."

So, How much for both of you for an hour?

"I'm looking for a couple of models for a little project I've got; how do you feel about bukkake?"

"I have a penis!"

fancy some bacon in your diet?

"Wow! You're a lucky guy to have such a cute girlfriend!"

"My spooon is too big!"

"Would you like to listen to some justin Beiber music with me?"

"I'll sparkle for you if you'll let me take my clothes off."

Nice boobs

Nice ears. I got something to stick in them

"Can I watch"

"Can i Stroke you?"

"say have you 2 girls ever been penitrated?"

"hey i just meet you, and im am crazy......"

"Hey, everybody needs a little 'pork' in their relationship!"

" Sometimes i stick this finger inside my anus, Just to feel what you do"
" I pulled the condom off and came inside your lil sis last night"
"Since I am dating your lil' sister II need to know what to expect. Will her boobs get as big as yours??"

i'll

"I like too eat out too "

"some may say I'm an expert" x3

"How about we find a nice spot for BJ's?"

Innuendos and a restaurant actually named BJ's XD

"want to grope my man boobs?"

"look at me jiggle them!"

"mine are bigger!"

"mind if I get seconds once you're done?" lol :P

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

"might we be related... i think i've met your mother."

"I think you were in the porn I watched last night. You were sexier then."

"Just because she liked it, doesn't mean she's a lesbian."

"A fennec like her can hear you in the other room. Even without the vibrator"

"So... you're the missing piece of our threesom?"

"It looks like your little friend isn't getting enough meat in their diet. I have a sausage in my pants that could help!"

"You two make one of the cutest lesbian couples i´ve ever seen"

"hey ladies, how much do you charge for 1 hour?"

"Want to play Dungeons & Dragons with me? I am the mage with the magic staff"

Nice boyfriend. Does he come in a men's size or was Goodwill all out?

Do you work for Stanley Steamer? Because I bet you two know how to clean some rugs.

Cute friend, is there grass on the field?

In some countries an erection is a compliment!

So how long have you been a single parent?

If you friend was my waitress I'd only give him the tip.

There is no 'I' in 'Team' but there is a 'WE' in 'Threeway' if its spelled backwards.

"Post-Avant Jazzcore is better than Progressive Dreamfunk."

"I have an 'itch' that needs scratching, mind helping me out?"

"Hey I believe I've picked up your friend on a street corner before. Would she like to go for round two?"

"I like smaller, younger ladies. They are always the most pleasing."

"Hey, you two babes can give me mouth to mouth anytime!"

"Do either of you like to spit, swallow, or gargle?"

"Hehe, your friend there makes me stand at attention everytime I look at her/him."

"Who wants to make some quick money tonight?"

"Mind if I take your lovely friend for a ride?"

"Your friend's breasts appear to have vanished, would you like help in searching for them?"

hahaha you have broken the game

You win :D

its cannon now :V

WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. :U

DEAL WITH IT

yeah this is officialy how sas and rachel were introduced, katylin being the mutual friend :V

"I see you're taken. How about we see how much of a 'cheetah' you really are?"

"Why... I didnt fart,
It must have been your friend".

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey...wanna do something we'll regret later?"

"Ladies~, I gotta say, you look familiar from somewhere... Can't say I recognize you with your clothes on though."

OR~!

"I don't want to come between you ladies... Or do I?"

OR~!

"If I add both of your ages together, you might be just right for me. Want to try a threesome?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I have an erection.

NOT ACCEPTING ANY MORE ENTRIES.

Thanks guys!

Just because the contest ended we have to stop? :c

I guess if you wanna keep going you can xD

You know the difference between sex and conversation? No? You want to go back to my place and talk?

I'm glad you're not wearing a hoodie, makes me think you have some cleavage

"i hear his first time was quick"