What.... I see why you say your Moving

and they're gonna try and sell this place on...

your Fucking Kidding Me right...

http://www.realestate.com.au/proper.....cray-403094774

wow sorry if i seem'd o.o but i watch loads of DIY programs

you don't need to watch them to understand there's no saving this place...

Yeah is Called Rip and Rebuild

Nice window bro.

thanks bro.

What in the world even happened?

clay foundation

nuff said

woooooow.... thats... i dont even... how... umm.. yeah o.o

IT'S SEXY

CRACKS EVERYWHERE geddit?

The best fix for that house is a wrecking ball. I'd call the city and see about having it condemned before the owners screw someone or sell it to a patch-up guy who screws whoever he resells it to.

no hope, they think they can fix it...

bitch please, I lsot my house on the last earthquake in Chile xD

hardcore

That's just a speed hole

helps the house go faster

That's what she said I think

Whoa that's nuts.

I hope it wasn't too hard to find another place?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAstilllookingHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i can think of some nice words for the for sale ad, words like....shithole.....condemned....not fit for human habitation

http://www.realestate.com.au/proper.....cray-403094774

Here's what is actually said...

i cracked up at the word "Immaculate"

This is very easy to cover up. Hope they won't do that because this seriously need to get fixed!

How did this happen?

funny story, this crack is onl;y a month old. They covered it up

It returned.

All of that is a month old?

If I was you I would sleep with a helmet on or something. :D

So the house is like... shifting apart or some shit!? whaaattt

sinking, shifting and generally falling apart. It's been getting the worst of it in the last few months, even more so in the last few weeks xD

its a damn palace.. look you can see the sun trying to shine in on your throne..

unnnghhh...

hehe

No doubt they're going to cover that up with a poster and call it a "load bearing device" when they try to sell it on....

They think they can save it.

I give this place a year at best. After the 22nd, it's not my problem.

The Mayan's are pissed.....

jesus titty christ. there is no way to fix this. this HAS to be demolished. it's the law really.

Nope, this is the law

GYYYYAAAADDD O__O I imagine that top halp just falling off in the very near future... >.>;;; shame though, fromt he outside it looks nice!! Bwuff says it all.... really needs to be demolished.. its breaking in half!! and sinking!!?? >.<

Wish I could come for its last party on.. but I'm working ;__; (and my chicken eggs are due to hatch on saturday X'3) take more photos of it's "last days party on!" X"D (cause it might fall down after that!)

you shall be missed, and possibly more likely to live past the weekend for it <3

Yup.

uh huh

WHAT A PALACE.
MAN. THIS PLACE REEKS OF QUALITY CRAFTSMANSHIP.

You reek of quality craftmanship

You also reek of quality craftsmanship.

Oh my god x'D
Show us more! The fallen windows, need to see dem!!

This is quite horrifying, and the fact theyre gonna try and sell it forwards 8I I can find houses like these but they're abandoned and probably cracked after people stopped using them xP

Also what is the blue thing on the wall?

saw the pictures before the first group of friends moved in 2 years ago.

There's no saving it xDDD

"House is well ventilated"

ventilated by musky ass Aussie heat wind

Wow- that is fucking scary >_<

Though wow, house rentals are pretty cheap on that site. Here I am paying $1460 for a 2 bdrm apartment, lol

$1460 a week?

a month :x still though, it isn't a *house*

fair point xDDD

Well sheet, dude. Though my first thought was, "If the sun rises on that side, you get a free alarm clock with rental"

Yourka. Keep talking.

Forever.

I wish I was able to access this site last year! I'm now curious as to what the site said.
PLEASE tell me it fell apart!