Alright, alright. I put a tie on my cat. I didn't tie it first and slip it over her head, she patiently sat on my bed while I tied the tie. And then she sat while I took pictures. I have the most tolerant cat ever. She didn't even do that backwards walk that cats do when you put something on their heads. She walked around with it on for like ten minutes, she didn't seem to care. I took it off when she started tripping over it, though.

There's a store nearby that sells tiny ties for toddlers, I'm going to buy one and put it on her and that'll just be my cat's tie. I got a tie, my cat's got a tie.

Her name's Halothane, by the way. She's got stripes on. And she squeaks. She's a squeaky cat. Squeak!