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The GREAT MOOSENAK Predicts 2013!!!
It's 2013, and the Great Moosenak has come out of hiding to do his annual predictions for all his furry fans! A little late, but better than never, eh?
Everyone who comments on The Great Moosenak's page will get a New Year's Prediction especially for them based on the information The Great Moosenak gleans from the "Other Side!" Whether or not it comes true is up to YOU! *grins*
Dineegla
Picture of The Great Moosenak courtesy of ©2013, MuscleWolf
(The Great Moosenak is a take-off of "The Great Karnak," by the late Johnny Carson, late night TV)
Please note that this is of entertainment purposes only and cannot be construed to be real divining. If it was, why would I waste my time doing hokey shit like this? I'd be a rich Moosie by now, screw it.
Predictions are now closed
Send all donations to The Little Moosies of the Poor, Short Order Cookies Convent, 2020 Here n' There Street, Frostbite Falls, Minnesota
Everyone who comments on The Great Moosenak's page will get a New Year's Prediction especially for them based on the information The Great Moosenak gleans from the "Other Side!" Whether or not it comes true is up to YOU! *grins*
Wishing everyone a Healthy, Propserous, and BELATED Happy New Year! Dineegla
Picture of The Great Moosenak courtesy of ©2013, MuscleWolf
(The Great Moosenak is a take-off of "The Great Karnak," by the late Johnny Carson, late night TV)
Please note that this is of entertainment purposes only and cannot be construed to be real divining. If it was, why would I waste my time doing hokey shit like this? I'd be a rich Moosie by now, screw it.
Predictions are now closed
Send all donations to The Little Moosies of the Poor, Short Order Cookies Convent, 2020 Here n' There Street, Frostbite Falls, Minnesota
Category Artwork (Digital) / Abstract
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I see new friends coming into your life! Lots of good looking men and woman, all of which will vie for your affections because you will have the ability to change ordinary objects into BROCCOLI! Undoubtedly a gift sent from above! PETA will love you and children's parents all over the world will worship you because they will make their children eat more broccoli!
But I don't think the children will be too thrilled with you...
But I don't think the children will be too thrilled with you...
Sorry about that. Last night was an atrocious night for me (sleep? What's that? in bed three minutes, on the toilet 20 minutes, blather, rinse, repeat ALL FREAKIN" NIGHT), so this day has been written off as a total loss.
O Great Moosenak, after this bit of ugliness I'm experiencing passes (that was apropos), what surprises does the future hold for me?
O Great Moosenak, after this bit of ugliness I'm experiencing passes (that was apropos), what surprises does the future hold for me?
AH, you and a certain Moose and Wolf will get re-acquainted. The WOlf will ask you to do some colorings for him in your great, artistic style, while the Moose STILL wants you to color his hyper-testosteroned version of Santa Claus (found on his DA page).
You will fall in LOVE, too. Go with the flow. You will succeed in making a job work extremely well for you!
You will fall in LOVE, too. Go with the flow. You will succeed in making a job work extremely well for you!
Ah! Disregard my prediction! Some punk-ass succubus from the "Other Side" was trying to embarrass me into having sex with him.
Let's try this again...
You will invent NEW COLORS!! It's true!!! You will find a way to create new hues in the visible spectrum that will actually give off vibrations of smell and feeling! Imagine a picture of steak that, when touched, will actually give off olfactory odors in your HEAD. From now on GREEN WITH ENVY and SEEING RED and PURPLE WITH PASSION will actually mean WHAT IT SAYS!!
Um, you will also need to be very careful when applying it to pornographic images. Just a thought...
Let's try this again...
You will invent NEW COLORS!! It's true!!! You will find a way to create new hues in the visible spectrum that will actually give off vibrations of smell and feeling! Imagine a picture of steak that, when touched, will actually give off olfactory odors in your HEAD. From now on GREEN WITH ENVY and SEEING RED and PURPLE WITH PASSION will actually mean WHAT IT SAYS!!
Um, you will also need to be very careful when applying it to pornographic images. Just a thought...
I don't know how my chicken stew post appeared below this reply, but whatever.
I have been working on a batch of something I call "Ultra-Maroon" It looks like bright red, but it isn't, and it looks like candy-apple blue, but it isn't. What it IS, is hard to focus on. It's like wearing those red/blue 3D glasses while looking at a piece of white paper. It's THAT colour.
I have been working on a batch of something I call "Ultra-Maroon" It looks like bright red, but it isn't, and it looks like candy-apple blue, but it isn't. What it IS, is hard to focus on. It's like wearing those red/blue 3D glasses while looking at a piece of white paper. It's THAT colour.
I see a move for you! I believe you may want to consider moving to Belgium! Why? I have no idea except that today is Tuesday. And, as the saying goes, "If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium."
They make lots of great Chocolate!
I also see you getting to work again on your art and stories. Perhaps your ideas with a children's book might work.
They make lots of great Chocolate!
I also see you getting to work again on your art and stories. Perhaps your ideas with a children's book might work.
I see a vast party, complete with many literary dignitaries, all clamoring for you to write for them. But there is a fly in the ointment! Hidden in a dark corner is a representative of the Spelling Police, ready to pounce on you and take you to jail for your first transgression!
Slip him a $10 bill and tell him you'll get Poppa Moosie on him if he doesn't behave!
Slip him a $10 bill and tell him you'll get Poppa Moosie on him if he doesn't behave!
I'm 25, sir!!! How old are you? Have you lost count again? Wasn't it a three digit number, or four? Don't break one of your feeble bones merely thinking about it, since it doesn't REALLY matter. Your phone number of an age is just evident of the fact that you'd break a hip just looking at me. Go back to your dusty, fossilized den, old burr. Before I embarrass you any further.
Your prediction for 2013:
You will develop a line of underwear for Victoria Secret! FOR MEN!!!! Men will put them on and feel like they could plow through steel!!! You will become extremely famous, almost as famous as Hugh Hefner! Weasel will culture a deep respect and admiration for you because you will are such a charming and suave bear. All the bears in Beardom will want to be with you, and some may want you in a passionate way!!
Fear not! There will always be a lot of bear to go around, you handsome devil, you! People will start calling you, "PlowBear!"
You will develop a line of underwear for Victoria Secret! FOR MEN!!!! Men will put them on and feel like they could plow through steel!!! You will become extremely famous, almost as famous as Hugh Hefner! Weasel will culture a deep respect and admiration for you because you will are such a charming and suave bear. All the bears in Beardom will want to be with you, and some may want you in a passionate way!!
Fear not! There will always be a lot of bear to go around, you handsome devil, you! People will start calling you, "PlowBear!"
Ah! Oh! Oh my!!! I see lots of ...BUBBLES!!!
That's right, I see bubbles being released from a bubble pond, and sitting in that pond are huge, muscular beings wanting YOU!!!
They have been there for literally years, pining for you, asking for you, DESIRING you!!!
And all you have to do is... DAMN!! The crystal ball went dark!
Sorry. I'll need to try for you again ... next year.
You can wait, can't you, bud?
That's right, I see bubbles being released from a bubble pond, and sitting in that pond are huge, muscular beings wanting YOU!!!
They have been there for literally years, pining for you, asking for you, DESIRING you!!!
And all you have to do is... DAMN!! The crystal ball went dark!
Sorry. I'll need to try for you again ... next year.
You can wait, can't you, bud?
And here it is! You will develop a home for wayward musclefurs! Huge, muscular beings who need love and attention. As a matter of fact, you will get them jobs where they will be able to share their love and attention to others. You will become a Monsieur, one who helps others through lonely times by the use of your "stable" of musclefurs, who will train at the Furocity Gym.
Your escorts, er, I mean your family will be well-known and garner you much celebrity status!
And your huge, powerful sexy musclefurs will have one weakness: Bubble baths! Exercise that right with caution!
Your escorts, er, I mean your family will be well-known and garner you much celebrity status!
And your huge, powerful sexy musclefurs will have one weakness: Bubble baths! Exercise that right with caution!
Yes!!! I foresee an interesting plane ride! Apparently the Japanese will come up with a rubber-band motor plane, and you will take a merry journey across the sea... almost. The rubber band will break and you will set lightly down upon an atoll called Infant Island, where you will be adorned with feathers and presented to Mothra as her new beau.
You children will always have a job with Toho Industries.
You children will always have a job with Toho Industries.
Did you remember to have those on "the other side" on a one speaks at a time rotation?
Last time they blew out the connnection because they all went at once.
But what I want to know of the future is "The Black Rabbit" going to be makeing an appearance to kidnap me, again,
or is a certain Badger guardian taking more through security measures?
the other one is that will Weasel be doing things he shouldn't be doing, like walking on the ceiling, because of a magical misfire?
and the last one, how many stories (3 page minimum) do you want to see done this year?
Last time they blew out the connnection because they all went at once.
But what I want to know of the future is "The Black Rabbit" going to be makeing an appearance to kidnap me, again,
or is a certain Badger guardian taking more through security measures?
the other one is that will Weasel be doing things he shouldn't be doing, like walking on the ceiling, because of a magical misfire?
and the last one, how many stories (3 page minimum) do you want to see done this year?
First off, I do not see Weasel in your future. But I do see him in your face if you don't behave.
Your "Black Rabbit" will try to take you again. But he will run afoul of the White Rabbit, Sergé, who will spirit him away for Sergé's own nefarious ends. The Black Rabbit will be occupied for several months, and will have a very difficult time walking properly for quite awhile.
I also see a huge Moose having a long talk with you about scaring him when you pop in the Deep Forest Café unannounced. You will also "pop in" to a soiree between Your Grandmother and a certain badger. Wow, your Grandmother swears like a truck driver when she get going, doesn't she? >whew<
Your "Black Rabbit" will try to take you again. But he will run afoul of the White Rabbit, Sergé, who will spirit him away for Sergé's own nefarious ends. The Black Rabbit will be occupied for several months, and will have a very difficult time walking properly for quite awhile.
I also see a huge Moose having a long talk with you about scaring him when you pop in the Deep Forest Café unannounced. You will also "pop in" to a soiree between Your Grandmother and a certain badger. Wow, your Grandmother swears like a truck driver when she get going, doesn't she? >whew<
You will start up the Hostess company again, and make absolute billions on stale Twinkies that you unearthed millions of years ago during the Jurassic period. But after all those years you will have noticed that the outside of the Twinkies will have STAYED THE SAME, while the center will have coalesced into DIAMOND matter, leaving you a very rich man.
You tell yourself that Hostess could go rot if you care, but it didn't. Not even the million-year Twinkies and HoHos.
You tell yourself that Hostess could go rot if you care, but it didn't. Not even the million-year Twinkies and HoHos.
Since you are currently without gainful employment, you will have an epiphantic experience!
You will start a PIZZA CHAIN called, "Hey! That's Nacho Cheese!!" A cross between a pizza and a taco, called a Tizza!
They will sell like the proverbial floured tortillas (hotcakes) and a side order of caramel Flan!!
You will find that a lot of your old students will realize what jerks they have all been and they will want to work in your restaurants! Youi will get ewven with them by making them PAY YOU to work there!
Ah! Life is good!
Watch out, Taco Hell and Pizza Slut!!
You will start a PIZZA CHAIN called, "Hey! That's Nacho Cheese!!" A cross between a pizza and a taco, called a Tizza!
They will sell like the proverbial floured tortillas (hotcakes) and a side order of caramel Flan!!
You will find that a lot of your old students will realize what jerks they have all been and they will want to work in your restaurants! Youi will get ewven with them by making them PAY YOU to work there!
Ah! Life is good!
Watch out, Taco Hell and Pizza Slut!!
Do me??? DO ME???!!??? What do you take me for, sirrah?
Anyway, your fortune:
You have been asked to throw away things. But you don't want to. You say that they may be valuable some day.
And you are correct! You mother will play the lottery, and she will throw away the scratch-off card. Little does she know that her card will be worth....nothing. But in the garbage as you are looking for the card you will find an old, smelly hard-boiled egg. And when you crack opnen the egg you will find embedded in that egg more nothing. But as you go to throw out the garbage, you will find a car key underneath the garbage can. That car key will be to a newly-made, solid gold BMW which will be owned by a rich Saudi Prince. When you find the car of the Prince a few miles away and you go to start it, you will be arrested and deported to the United Emirates as a common thief. While you are rotting in jail, you will notice a small, rusty lamp hidden in the crack of the mortar in the cell. You will rub the lamp, but nothing will happen because shit like that only happens in fairy tales and after smoking weed with a hookah pipe. You throw the damned lamp down onto the floor which causes sparks and your cloak catches fire. The guards outside laugh at you and make fun of you. But your cloak burns with a funny smell that overpowers the guards, one of whom falls against your cell, dropping the keys onto your floor. You use the keys to escape, only to find that the tunnel opens up to a vast arena in which are seated hundreds of Saudis awaiting the newest TV hit, "You Better Say Your Prayers." The TV crew thinks you are the next Victim, er, contestant, er challenger, and they release your opponent, who happens to be non other than your buddy, Herc! Herc, fearing that his TV contract will go bust, does a few WWE moves on you, and roughs you up, all the while telling you that he missed you and is sorry. However, Herc sees a way out of the arena, and escapes with you under his arm. When you guys get away and are alone, he shows you a treasure that he's been carrying around for all the years you've been missing. He delicately opens a letter and show you THE DAMN WORTHLESS LOTTERY TICKET!!
You hit him with a shovel and walk away.
Anyway, your fortune:
You have been asked to throw away things. But you don't want to. You say that they may be valuable some day.
And you are correct! You mother will play the lottery, and she will throw away the scratch-off card. Little does she know that her card will be worth....nothing. But in the garbage as you are looking for the card you will find an old, smelly hard-boiled egg. And when you crack opnen the egg you will find embedded in that egg more nothing. But as you go to throw out the garbage, you will find a car key underneath the garbage can. That car key will be to a newly-made, solid gold BMW which will be owned by a rich Saudi Prince. When you find the car of the Prince a few miles away and you go to start it, you will be arrested and deported to the United Emirates as a common thief. While you are rotting in jail, you will notice a small, rusty lamp hidden in the crack of the mortar in the cell. You will rub the lamp, but nothing will happen because shit like that only happens in fairy tales and after smoking weed with a hookah pipe. You throw the damned lamp down onto the floor which causes sparks and your cloak catches fire. The guards outside laugh at you and make fun of you. But your cloak burns with a funny smell that overpowers the guards, one of whom falls against your cell, dropping the keys onto your floor. You use the keys to escape, only to find that the tunnel opens up to a vast arena in which are seated hundreds of Saudis awaiting the newest TV hit, "You Better Say Your Prayers." The TV crew thinks you are the next Victim, er, contestant, er challenger, and they release your opponent, who happens to be non other than your buddy, Herc! Herc, fearing that his TV contract will go bust, does a few WWE moves on you, and roughs you up, all the while telling you that he missed you and is sorry. However, Herc sees a way out of the arena, and escapes with you under his arm. When you guys get away and are alone, he shows you a treasure that he's been carrying around for all the years you've been missing. He delicately opens a letter and show you THE DAMN WORTHLESS LOTTERY TICKET!!
You hit him with a shovel and walk away.
You will enter the Housing Market!!! You will create one and two-room homes called DENS (aDaptable Environmental Null Spaces), which will be portable and become the rage for many creatures, humans and furries alike. Due to the fact that the new material you will create with be able to withstand extreme temperatures and climates, the homes will be able to be used in the arctic, under the oceans, as well as the deserts and even Outer SPace: the fabric will keep the interior of the homes at a constant 72 degrees! A Miracle of Science!!
Your first huge client purchase will be from none other than Santa Claus, who will see the homes as network for his elves and his Yeti helpers! Through ANOTHER miracle of science you will be able to interconnect all those homes into a village. The space agencies of the world will contact you to supply them for DENS for the Moon aas well as Mars!!!
Ah, you inventor, you! *pinches your cheeks*
Your first huge client purchase will be from none other than Santa Claus, who will see the homes as network for his elves and his Yeti helpers! Through ANOTHER miracle of science you will be able to interconnect all those homes into a village. The space agencies of the world will contact you to supply them for DENS for the Moon aas well as Mars!!!
Ah, you inventor, you! *pinches your cheeks*
Oh good, kind, and gentle BigPaWolf. My Crystal ball sees such wonderful hings for you in 29013!
But first, some caution: You have such a big heart that sometimes it gets in the way of thinking things through. Your heart has been broken because of people taking advantage of your good nature. It is the curse of a kind soul. The more you get involved in helping others the more you could get wounded.
But that trusting heart will also open up some very new and exciting things for you upon the horizon! Stay as beautiful as you are. You will attract good and gracious people as friends and together you will all do great things. You have the grace of wisdom and experience at your side. Use those gifts wisely, and you will garner the admiration and TRUST of many people who will look up to you!
But first, some caution: You have such a big heart that sometimes it gets in the way of thinking things through. Your heart has been broken because of people taking advantage of your good nature. It is the curse of a kind soul. The more you get involved in helping others the more you could get wounded.
But that trusting heart will also open up some very new and exciting things for you upon the horizon! Stay as beautiful as you are. You will attract good and gracious people as friends and together you will all do great things. You have the grace of wisdom and experience at your side. Use those gifts wisely, and you will garner the admiration and TRUST of many people who will look up to you!
Your fortune: You will receive a flash drive that contains an incredible, cryptic program. As you run it, you will notice a certain furry guest will invite you to play a game. Intrigued, you will create your own "account" but you will soon realize that the characters in the game are much more than they seem...
Out from the dining room will stroll two, huge moose, which will deliberately come up to you and tear your clothes off, while the one with huge horns goes down on you. The other one keeps trying to let you explore his crotch, which you do with an amazing ability.
And this is where the kittens come in...
Out from the dining room will stroll two, huge moose, which will deliberately come up to you and tear your clothes off, while the one with huge horns goes down on you. The other one keeps trying to let you explore his crotch, which you do with an amazing ability.
And this is where the kittens come in...
No bowing, though. You could throw your back out.
Now let's see... AHA! You shall raise a force of SUMO FIGHTING DUCKS!!! It's true!
While you are working out at your Poppas' Gym, someone will leave a dozen, sweet little ducklings in a baby bassinet outside the front door!
You will feel so sad for them, but they will become attached to you! You will raise them as your own kids, teaching them all the necessary ways of the Sumo Wreslter, and they will go out as:
The Teenage Master Sumo-Fighting Ducks!!!
You will teach them all the finer points of being a SUMO MASTER, while MuscleWolf will teach them wrestling moves and Dineegla will teach them to master the sword and magic!! Together with the elven ducks of The Deep Forest, they shall go forward and smite evil... and be home in time for supper!
Now let's see... AHA! You shall raise a force of SUMO FIGHTING DUCKS!!! It's true!
While you are working out at your Poppas' Gym, someone will leave a dozen, sweet little ducklings in a baby bassinet outside the front door!
You will feel so sad for them, but they will become attached to you! You will raise them as your own kids, teaching them all the necessary ways of the Sumo Wreslter, and they will go out as:
The Teenage Master Sumo-Fighting Ducks!!!
You will teach them all the finer points of being a SUMO MASTER, while MuscleWolf will teach them wrestling moves and Dineegla will teach them to master the sword and magic!! Together with the elven ducks of The Deep Forest, they shall go forward and smite evil... and be home in time for supper!
BAGELS!!! Yes, BAGELS!!! You will start your own brand of Latina Bagels and make a comfortable life for yourself! You will become great friends with Oprah Winfrey, and when you come on her show, all the women will raise their hands, palms upward and scream
"La Latina in da Hawse! La Latina in da Hawse!!!"
Rachel Ray will hate you forever...
Meh, who cares, eh Latina baby?
"La Latina in da Hawse! La Latina in da Hawse!!!"
Rachel Ray will hate you forever...
Meh, who cares, eh Latina baby?
Something quite, QUITE unusual has hit my balls! That's CRYSTAL BALL, sorry. And I know someone from the "other Side" is making light of my talents! Smart-asses though they be...
It seems that you will be crowned Pope Infamous (Larry) the 1st of the United Kingdom of Wisovia. You will cause great divisions in many Christian Faiths, and a few others, too. Fizz Otter will run the gambling and entertainment branch of the Native Wisovian Tribes, and You will insist that a furry be placed on every board of directors in your country.
You will do crazier sh*t than you currently do, which shouldn't be that hard. Many people will flock to your country looking to become a Wisovian. Your Navy will be a bunch of crazy guys who sing the "Numa-Numa song", which will be your National Anthem.
You will also make the first (and last) contact with Extraterrestrials who will visit this Earth. They will literally fall in love with you and your country and beam the whole frikken island into their ship to take you to their planet.
You guys will visit every 100 years and you'll never age a day. You will start wearing Hawaiian shirts as the standard mode of dress on your new planet. Oh, and Mickey Mouse hats...
It seems that you will be crowned Pope Infamous (Larry) the 1st of the United Kingdom of Wisovia. You will cause great divisions in many Christian Faiths, and a few others, too. Fizz Otter will run the gambling and entertainment branch of the Native Wisovian Tribes, and You will insist that a furry be placed on every board of directors in your country.
You will do crazier sh*t than you currently do, which shouldn't be that hard. Many people will flock to your country looking to become a Wisovian. Your Navy will be a bunch of crazy guys who sing the "Numa-Numa song", which will be your National Anthem.
You will also make the first (and last) contact with Extraterrestrials who will visit this Earth. They will literally fall in love with you and your country and beam the whole frikken island into their ship to take you to their planet.
You guys will visit every 100 years and you'll never age a day. You will start wearing Hawaiian shirts as the standard mode of dress on your new planet. Oh, and Mickey Mouse hats...
Oh my!!! You will have a dream where you will enter the world of Skylanders. You will become great friends with Thumpback the whale and have many adventures with him!
You will draw many of those advbentures and the other users of Skylanders will want you to draw them with their favorite characters, too, allowing you to make a handsome sum of money that will pay off all your bills, much to the delight of your mooseman.
And stay AWAY from nutmeg!
You will draw many of those advbentures and the other users of Skylanders will want you to draw them with their favorite characters, too, allowing you to make a handsome sum of money that will pay off all your bills, much to the delight of your mooseman.
And stay AWAY from nutmeg!
(Moosesneak? Sheesh!)
As a lark, you will design the male counterpart to Siri. He will have quite a sexy voice, deep and dripping with passion. Apple will hire you for millions, just to get that voice onto their iPhones. You will realize that those particular iPhones will sell in huge quantities, and those phones will be bought by Gay men and Republicans who find the "proper questions" to ask him for a GOOD TIME! You will not feel regret for selling out to Apple, though, since you are now an incredibly rich dude who can have anything he wants.
As a lark, you will design the male counterpart to Siri. He will have quite a sexy voice, deep and dripping with passion. Apple will hire you for millions, just to get that voice onto their iPhones. You will realize that those particular iPhones will sell in huge quantities, and those phones will be bought by Gay men and Republicans who find the "proper questions" to ask him for a GOOD TIME! You will not feel regret for selling out to Apple, though, since you are now an incredibly rich dude who can have anything he wants.
UNDERSTANDING!!! You and Mr. Paws will grow closer together when you listen to each other! Mr. Paws loves you very much and, just like Dineegla and his husband MuscleWolf, they have a tendency to take each other for granted. No biggie, but sometimes an act of love, a glance, a touch, a special thing for absolutely no reason can set a fire into each other's soul.
You two make a cute couple! Pay attention to that extra special relationship!
You two make a cute couple! Pay attention to that extra special relationship!
You have the biggest heart in all the world. ALWAYS!!! And as a result, it can get bent the wrong way and make you sad. But CHEER UP! You have so many friends who love you and wish to care for you in many, special ways! That's a fact.
You are an incurable romantic, one who loves deeply and feral-ly. You will be there for Mr. Wolf forever, especially when he needs a little guidance. IT'S TRUE! Walk side-by-side with each other and understand that every once in awhile you'll step on each other's toes. And be frank and honest with each other. That makes a great mate!
Now about those cookies you make... stay away from UPS and baggy pouches! Other wise the cookies make GREAT ice-cream toppings! Invest in metal cans and Styrofoam peanuts!!!
You are an incurable romantic, one who loves deeply and feral-ly. You will be there for Mr. Wolf forever, especially when he needs a little guidance. IT'S TRUE! Walk side-by-side with each other and understand that every once in awhile you'll step on each other's toes. And be frank and honest with each other. That makes a great mate!
Now about those cookies you make... stay away from UPS and baggy pouches! Other wise the cookies make GREAT ice-cream toppings! Invest in metal cans and Styrofoam peanuts!!!
YOU will have a devil of a time!!!! I predict you will create a new sensation called:
The LEATHER BALLET!
You will get loads of your friends and other "hogs" to create a new version of Swan Lake...
However, you will rename it SWINE LAKE and market it for gay leather guys!!!
How inspirational!!!
The LEATHER BALLET!
You will get loads of your friends and other "hogs" to create a new version of Swan Lake...
However, you will rename it SWINE LAKE and market it for gay leather guys!!!
How inspirational!!!
You, my friend, will become very famous!
You will have someone close to you deed you a large tract of land on one of the islands. Being the total entrepreneur that you are, you will build the world's first Hawaiian Snow Stadium, a place for all the girls and guys to train in the Winter Olympics. You will become a famous Snowboarder, more famous than Shaun White and Todd Richards!
You will ask the owners of the Furocity Gym if would love to become permanent members and trainers there! you will all strike up a cool friendship and you will fall in love with a certain bison at the Gym. Be careful! He's quite the lover! Whoo Hoo!
You will have someone close to you deed you a large tract of land on one of the islands. Being the total entrepreneur that you are, you will build the world's first Hawaiian Snow Stadium, a place for all the girls and guys to train in the Winter Olympics. You will become a famous Snowboarder, more famous than Shaun White and Todd Richards!
You will ask the owners of the Furocity Gym if would love to become permanent members and trainers there! you will all strike up a cool friendship and you will fall in love with a certain bison at the Gym. Be careful! He's quite the lover! Whoo Hoo!
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