Track two for the Pandemic EP

This is probably the best song going on the EP so far. Definitely my favorite one so far. The hardest part was not the simple meltdown at 2:13 which only sounds hard, but it was the verse's crazy walk-downs and rips. Especially on the bass. What a wrist workout!

Fun Fact: and if the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass on the lilly pads. is a less common idiom meaning not to wish for impossible things.

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LYRICS

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and if the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass on the lilly pads.

Frogs sittin' on a cozy lillypad.
This shit's legit because it's a plant.
They got Chloroplasts that make food from the sun.
That's called photosynthesis, son!

Lillypads.
Lillypads.

They're like a little green satelites in the water,
so the fish can get Cinemax and Stars.
Maybe the frogs are lazy maintence dudes.
Or they own the fish's cable company or some shit.
I don't know. Fuck you.

Lillypads. (In the pond.)
Lillypads. (With the Frogs.)
Lillypads. (Green Pac-Man.)
Lillypads. (Where Frogs tan.)

Lillypads. (In the pond.)
Lillypads. (With the Frogs.)
Lillypads. (Green Pac-Man.)
Lillypads.

Lilly mother fucking pads.
Lilly mother fucking pads.

And
If the
frog had
wings
he
would not
bump his ass
on the lillypads.

Lillypads. (In the pond.)
Lillypads. (With the Frogs.)
Lillypads. (Green Pac-Man.)
Lillypads. (Where Frogs tan.)

Lillypads. (In the pond.)
Lillypads. (With the Frogs.)
Lillypads. (Green Pac-Man.)
Lillypads.

Lilly mother fucking pads.
Lilly mother fucking pads.