"He's a mink, about sixty feet tall, with a skinny and lean build, black fur and neck-length shaggy hair, an especially big tail, and blue eyes. He always wears rectagular top-rim glasses, and his usual garb consists of a white undershirt and dark tan cargo shorts. He's almost never without a book or a laptop, and has a tendency to spout nerdy pop culture references at every moment. "

and so i did everything in the description :P

even the nerdy pop culture reference