Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

I walk into the bank
The only one that I have ever know
My credit always stank
But I need a car and I want a loan

I walked the whole way here
The engine of my car's completely blown
I really need a beer
But here I stand again and I want a loan

I want a loan, I want a loan

I want a loan, I want a...

The banking officer is laughing lightly
He says I need to curb my spending tightly
Sometimes I wish I made a million nightly
'Til then I want a loan

(Aah-Aah Aah-Aah Aah-Aah Aah-Aah)
(Aah-Aah Aah-Aah Aah-Aah)

I'm waiting now in line
Dripping wet from walking in the rain
Where do I have to sign
To give my firstborn 'cause I want a loan?

Read between the lines
Twenty-four percent's the interest rate
Check my vital signs
I got a heart attack from this stupid loan

I want a loan, I want a loan
I want a loan, I want a...