
The Site Is A Lie (re-recorded)
This parody is NOT written by me, but by the great
corsi. I just thought it was so good, I had to cover it, and make myself sound like GlaDOS.
Well, I sound even MORE like GlaDOS now.
This was a failure
I'm making a note here: Epic Crash
It's hard to keep the servers up
And running
Amateur coders
Our searches are down because we suck
Donations that you sent to us
We don't know where they have gone
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
FurAffinity searching have turned out to be fake
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all still a lie
I bet you're all angry
'Cause everything's 404 not found
It's visitors, not DDoS attacks
That killed me
(No, really it is)
My website's in pieces
The servers all run like they're on fire
As you wait it hurts because
We don't know what we can do
We just made a website without planning it well
We had no idea we'd be going through hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donations are all just a lie
How long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days
Maybe you'll find someone else
To host you
Maybe Fur Nation
That was a joke. Ha ha. Don't leave
Hardware in a cardboard box
Was just a figure of speech
Look at me still singing while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations should buy servers next time
But I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all still offline
Fun Nation's running and we are offline
And so is VCL but we're offline
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline
We're up an hour but now we're offline
We should all give up and just stay offline
We're online
Back offline

Well, I sound even MORE like GlaDOS now.
This was a failure
I'm making a note here: Epic Crash
It's hard to keep the servers up
And running
Amateur coders
Our searches are down because we suck
Donations that you sent to us
We don't know where they have gone
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
FurAffinity searching have turned out to be fake
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all still a lie
I bet you're all angry
'Cause everything's 404 not found
It's visitors, not DDoS attacks
That killed me
(No, really it is)
My website's in pieces
The servers all run like they're on fire
As you wait it hurts because
We don't know what we can do
We just made a website without planning it well
We had no idea we'd be going through hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donations are all just a lie
How long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days
Maybe you'll find someone else
To host you
Maybe Fur Nation
That was a joke. Ha ha. Don't leave
Hardware in a cardboard box
Was just a figure of speech
Look at me still singing while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations should buy servers next time
But I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all still offline
Fun Nation's running and we are offline
And so is VCL but we're offline
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline
We're up an hour but now we're offline
We should all give up and just stay offline
We're online
Back offline
Category Music / Other Music
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 120px
File Size 2.67 MB
First, I figured out how to completely remove pitch variance in each note. I was only able to remove most of it, before. Now I have removed all of it.
Second, I discovered how to change the formant of the sound, so it sounds less like a chipmunk and more like a woman.
Third, did a better job of compression, normalization, and balancing.
Second, I discovered how to change the formant of the sound, so it sounds less like a chipmunk and more like a woman.
Third, did a better job of compression, normalization, and balancing.
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