AwwwWW! He's like the little brother you never wanted. He was cool when he 1st came around, but then he started getting all angsty and whinny. He got into that gothic emo stuff, and you're all like "Aw come on man, cheer up". Then he cept falling you around telling you about he just lost his girlfriend, and he's all moppy and crying and you're like "Aw geeze!" but then he started playing with your dad's gun and you're all like, " Aww shit man! It's not the end of the world, it's just a girl! Get over it, man!" Then you thought this crazy shit was over cause he started surfing and hanging out with his friends again. Then out of nowhere he goes and starts joyriding in a jeep, and now you're just getting sick of him and his crap but you're never gonna not love him cause he's your borther and...he's here to stay.

He'll never look this cute in the games. This is for the people like me who loved Shadow, but are now getting sick of him.