HA

Oh jeez

why is he getting water from the bathroom sink and not the kitchen sink? XD LOL

Closer to room most likely

hahahahahah

He's a lazy little....

LOL

Don't know if it's the same in every house, but in some the water that goes to the kitchen sink has a sort of plastic taste to it, while the water going to the bathroom has a bit better taste. I think it's filtered more. :3

Very cute sequence. I love the last pannel where the zebra gasps for air, hahaha. XD

Thats his son right?

Yup!

I knew it, so the pic with fighting with your chracter is his son. War horse son fightin with paul and so on. I don't know how to explain this.

You just did, goofy.

ohhh dear.

Pretty sure he's yours, maybe it's time to have the "talk."

Not until he catches us.

Hahah

hah, maybe he has already "caught" your Zebra and you do not know ;-D

My boyfriend is cheating with my son?!

LOL, that'd be awkward. x3

Which way would Squirt swing, anyway? Maybe he'd rebel against his father and chase skirts instead of pants.

A skirt chaser would be a disappointment...

How so? >.>

He'd be a dirty BREEDER!

Um...okay. X3
You do know it takes straight people to make gay people though, don'tcha? Hehe. :P

We're working on that...

He is studly enough to do so... and you are getting old, dude. Sotty oldtimer *pats*

You like Squirt, don't you?

Hmhm, I really do

Then YOU raise him... or date him... or whatever.

I'd love to date him and raise him, however then he would be a Franco-german. Do you want Squirt to suffer this fate? Do you really want that? *noms some saurkraut*

It would be a crime to take away his superior status of "American."

Yea, imagine he could be made responsible for crimes he commits outside his nation. Would be such a shame

Hmm - I don't know if I should be attacking France or Germany here... Here, this will fix it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY (Through 2:03)

*yaaaawns* Ah, I will not try to give a proper response. I will just switch on your own news channel instead. However, Squirt is so handsome and sexy he could be European. ;-D

I donno, I would think the "We're just wrestling" lie might actually work in this case.

"I'm spanking him with my cock."

Hahahaha

:3 makes him clench up all nice and tight :3

You'd know, baby...

*blush*

hAHA these were cute

No chance of third date

Whew, close call!

Perhaps in a few years, Warhorse will train Squirt to fight.

He may not be mean enough...

Hmm, true. Or you could teach him what happens if he loses to Tip or Kadu.

Or their sons...

That would be an awesome 3 way tag team, Fathers and sons.

agreed XD

d'accord as well

Hmm... may have to do that...

Surely Tips and Kadu are not manly enough to sire any sons, much less strong ones. Unlike Warhorse, whose cup runneth over.

That's exactly right, baby * smooch *

High-larious!

HAHAHAHA!!!

XD classic

Hahaha!! Okay.. that was cute..

I actually laughed..

Drop your pants - I need a good laugh.

Quite uncalled for... and also... not very funny...

Please stop with the 3rd grader insults.. you're smarter than this.

What's your excuse?

I never insulted you on here?? o.O

And besides - why the hell are you taking everything I say so seriously!?!

*whispers* pssst, he is in character. If you are in character too, ignore this message.

Ahh right..

Dumb ass...

Least I don't always get knocked unconscious and have the braincells of a flea..

Kids! Can't live with 'em... but you can sell them on the street for good money...

'Specially them blue eyed ones...

You'd know more about that than I would...

D= how much we go for? a million golds?

We didn't have that excuse last time you were choking me.

You begged me.

-to stop >:T Don't confuse the facts!

Hahaha ! Funny !

That was cute.... a side of warhorse i never suspect that exist.

Lord thats awesome XD

and damn you are so handsome!!!

I know, I know...

True - I am a stud...

Clawfoot bath tub - $400

child's bathrobe - $50

walking in on dad when he's having intimate time with another stud - PRICELESS

This was a priceless piece. Love it. Good to see a little bit of a different side of Warhorse.

Hahahahaha XD very funny... but for Zebra idk

Hahahahaha XD very funny... but for Zebra idk

Hahahahaha XD very funny... but for Zebra idk

Agghh!! my phone repeats everything 3 times!! Dx

You just found it THAT funny...

Oops! One day he'll catch you in the act before you even realise he's there!

He'll have much to learn that day...

i would laugh badly if your son turned and told u he was gay and that he knows the zebra was there

You do everything badly.

have you look up the word "badly" in the dictionary? your face is right next to it

I'd look up what word your face is next to, but I can't tell what's your face and what's your butt... Guess I'll screw both.

at least it's better looking than yours, god the horror (wanna continue this in notes with a boxing match? ;) i always wanna fight u)

Sign us up for a commission, freak boi.

Comedy gold.

Aaaaand you just lost any right to continue holding the infidelity over his head.
Also, you are SO sleeping on the couch tonight.

I'M the MAN in this relationship and bitches do what I say, DIG?! I don't put up with CRAP.

Uh-huh.
Has he let you back in the bedroom yet?

Why don't you back into my giant horse c*ck you c*nt.

That's a "no".
Try giving him flowers.
The shock of you attempting to do something romantic should paralyze him long enough for you to make a grab for the keys.

LOL! Nice. Well at least you're concerned. And like the full jammies on the kid, heh - man, I forgot about those things - used to have them when I was a kid, long (long, long) ago.

I wanted his fanny showing out the back, but Pac may have thought it would equate to cubbie pron...

Heh, to me, that would just be accurate - those stupid things had that rear hatch, and those buttons would always be the first things to go. I dunno though - since it's a bit of a grey area, he just played it safe I guess. What makes the pic is your expression though anyway. XD

I like Zebra's legs sticking out in the next to last frame.

*snickers* Yeah, paired with the look on your face, it's priceless. XD

So we learned several things with this comic. One, you actually know how to be somewhat romantic and your foreplay doesn't always involve having another guy beat the fuck out of you then fuck you. Two, the zebra can hold his breath a long time, but then again given how bad you stink that is understandable. Finally, we learn that Squirt knows just how to irk you without getting into trouble.

So when he gets old enough who is training Squirt cause his bitch of a dad will just teach him how to block with his face and take it up the ass.

Well, we all know you like little boys...

You are confusing me with Readasaur. I just like beating and then fucking bitch ass horses who think that they are hot shit.

Awww your kids adorable, what's his name?
I hope he has a better attitude than his father :P

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8026898/

Memo to myself: "Next time, LOCK THE BATHROOM"

Ah - it only bothered Zebra...

Obviously XDDD

*Runs up* FALCON KICK. *Kicks kid across room* Yeh, that's what you get....for....attacking me and stuff.

Kick the kid all you want, but you don't want to mess with ME, punk!

FALCON TOASTER! *Throws toaster in the bath* :3

You are such a weenie.

Heh.

all the lulz XD

What is lulz?

laugh porn

Haha I love the last panel the best. XD Also the random legs in the air.

Thanks, tiny dancer.

instead of condoms, you should just carry around a pack of "the pills"

The pills keeps falling off my peepee.

XD You derp hoss

could Squirt really not see those flailing zebra legs? :o

He seepy.

Lol ^.-.^ :D

It was a relief when she breathed. >.-.> afff...

She?

yes ^.-.^

That's a BOY zebra!

O.-.O ... Opss...

Lol ^.-.^ :P
sorry x.-.x

S'okay. He's a cutie.

It certainly is! ^.-.^

lel I like the zeebs expression.