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They always seem to bring you good fortunes. ^^
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You do? Wait... why do you think I'd make a good lawyer? And are you sure that's a good thing? I mean, you know what Shakespeare said; first thing we do, we kill all the lawyers.
BTW, I heard this one last week. The other day I was walking along the street and it was so cold out, I saw a lawyer with his hand in his own pocket.
What do you call a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
I met an old friend the other day, He was out on the street and I asked him what happened.
"I used to be well to do," he said. "Comfortably middle class. Then a city back hoe damaged my house, so I sued the city."
I asked him, "Did you lose?"
"Sort of," he said. "My lawyer won."
BTW, I heard this one last week. The other day I was walking along the street and it was so cold out, I saw a lawyer with his hand in his own pocket.
What do you call a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
I met an old friend the other day, He was out on the street and I asked him what happened.
"I used to be well to do," he said. "Comfortably middle class. Then a city back hoe damaged my house, so I sued the city."
I asked him, "Did you lose?"
"Sort of," he said. "My lawyer won."
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