Name: Susan Smith
Animal: human
Gender: female
Homeland: Buccaneer Island
Crew: The Tides Blade Smuggling Ring
Profession: smuggler
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Skin: Light tan
Age: 29
Height: about 5 feet
Weight: about 236 pounds
Family: Unknown
Likes: farting, farting on people, eating, gold, rum, rats
Dislikes: the Royal Navy, hunger, poverty
Weapon(s) of choice: her butt, flintlock pistols, her boot, daggers
Description

For most of her life Susan had been living in poverty on the pirate port of Buccaneer Island pinching money from people’s pockets to survive. She new riches lay waiting for her out in the open sea, but she had no means of getting out there until one day she found a small sloop unguarded at the docks. Naturally she snuck onboard and thought to herself that she should take the hole ship instead of just looting it. So she got out her knife, cut the line, pulled up the anchor and BANG! The ship banged against the dock then drifted out into the harbor. After she pulled herself together she took the helm and after a lot of scraping on the sides of ships, near misses and thoughts about this being her dumbest plan yet she made it out and set sail for who knows where.

Once adrift she checked out her new ship and found the dining room, kitchen and of cause the rum. She spent the whole night eating, drinking and having fun. It was on this night that she learned that she really likes farting on things when she sat on a rat, the rat of cause bit her and she got mad at it and sat down a bit harder. Then her stomach gurgled and she accidentally let one loose, the rat got knocked unconscious and Susan found something that amuses her quite a lot.

The next day she wanted to add something new to her menu. So she found a few mice in a box and gave them a big dose of gas, then she caught them and cooked them. It was a nice change from eating them raw. After she’d finished her meal she let out a big fart and sighed with content. In no time her thin starving belly became a big round jiggly belly.

On the 5th day at sea the original owners of the ship finally caught up with her ship in a dingy. After a nice little negotiation (that is she pinned them down, tide them up, sat on their heads and gassed them until they gave in) she got to keep the ship and the four me became her crew.

They took up smuggling and it took a while but the men actually began to like Susan (mainly because she was fun and she was good at getting rid of the rats and mice).

Her new career finally lead her to Anne Doubloon’s smuggling cove where she started selling her goods and of cause partying there when she’d sold her goods. She eventually got so well liked by the members of the smuggling ring that she was give the privilege of working for them and she was allowed to joining the Chubby Chihuahua Pirate Guild (a rare thing when it comes to humans) which she gladly took up.

To this day she is still a puggy, gassy, fun loving party animal.