
What Companion Cubes are Made For
Reference kindly borrowed from
tsaiwolf http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6938222/
Cave Johnson here, CEO of Aperture Science. You know, there's nothing we like better than good relationships between our employees (except perhaps a positive quarterly statement). So when we find some of our employees are having difficulty getting on, we can do one of two things.
One - fire them on the spot for wasting company time.
or Two - put them through a session of cooperative portal testing.
We have scientifically proven that couples that participate in cooperative testing have better relationships than those that don't - and we have 100% proof that hypothesis is accurate. Somewhere along the way, they come to realise the importance of their bond (we don't let them out otherwise).
We're taking down names right now so sign up today and collect your uniform - perfect for Valentine's Day (of course we don't offer complete uniforms to animal people - those suits are designer and expensive so we don't waste our money handing out clothes to people with fur).
Cave Johnson; we're done here.
A picture drawn for
aeternaelucis and
siberianaaron as a Valentine's present for both of them, because I love them lots. I've bought them both Portal 2 on Steam, so hopefully, they'll be able to play co-operative testing together. Just to inspire them on, I did this picture.
Happy Valentines Day!

Cave Johnson here, CEO of Aperture Science. You know, there's nothing we like better than good relationships between our employees (except perhaps a positive quarterly statement). So when we find some of our employees are having difficulty getting on, we can do one of two things.
One - fire them on the spot for wasting company time.
or Two - put them through a session of cooperative portal testing.
We have scientifically proven that couples that participate in cooperative testing have better relationships than those that don't - and we have 100% proof that hypothesis is accurate. Somewhere along the way, they come to realise the importance of their bond (we don't let them out otherwise).
We're taking down names right now so sign up today and collect your uniform - perfect for Valentine's Day (of course we don't offer complete uniforms to animal people - those suits are designer and expensive so we don't waste our money handing out clothes to people with fur).
Cave Johnson; we're done here.
A picture drawn for


Happy Valentines Day!
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