I never DID get the hang of transferring humanoid Pokemon to my style without making them look terrifying, but fortunately with Heather’s Tyrogue/Hitmonchan, that wasn’t a problem, he’s supposed to be the poor ugliest motherfucker on this side of Johto.

Val Jr. stayed in his egg for months and she thought it was dead but then he hatched and he has no eyes (or he might just be Brock. We’ll never know) and he looks like a Valtiel Mini-Me and oh jesus christ she hates him WHY WAS SHE GIVEN THAT EGG.

FUN FACT: originally I had pipes full of gears and spigots next to him so that I could be all hip and canon-relevant but they were on a separate layer that I forgot about so never mind.

Tyrogue and Hitmonchan are © Nintendo.

Heather and Valtiel are © Konami.