Giant walking collie don't let it in! AGHHH!

Giant walking collies are the BEST collies!

I'm fulfilling dreams too...I'm kinda like Disneyworld :-P

Sometimes they can be, Kellogg ain't your normal giant walking talking collie. :P

And that's a fact!

D= Nuuuuu! *grabs his shotgun*

*grabs your junk*

*murrs* Ok....you can come in

Excellent! *laughs evily*

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

^_^

*burns your house to cinders...with lurve

what's the password? ^^

"Kenova is the best" ??

well it's knot but close enough. *opens door*

Speaking of 'knot' ......

murr ^^

What do i get in return for this act of kinnss?

A bunch of muddy paw prints all over your rug

Clean them and youve got a warm bed by the fire.

No Dogs in the House!

*breaks in when your away and eats all your furniture/cats/underwear/important things/money/etc/etc*

You can keep the cats, just spare everything else.

*horks up various cat parts all over your floor*

Not on the new carpet!

Terrorising the neighbors again i see?

"That's our Kellogg!" Dee-Dee-Dee-Do-Dee-Doop

Most adorable kellogg indeed

*takes a bow* A-thank ya

I've had nightmares like this O_O

And by 'nightmares' you mean wet dreams :-P

what is it boy? timmys fallen in the well again?!

That dang kid needs the leash..not ME

would it help if i told you i put him there so he would stop trying to reach an unrealistic standard of 'american' morality of the 40s on the mid 50s? XD

Indubitably!

Oh the poor doggie is it really that cold out? I don't see snow or or frost on the ground Soooo why are you cold?

i let you in when you let me in

I see what you did there doors unlocked

good boy

Ha, you even steamed up the window with your breath! Nice touch.

Glad you noticed I was going to have KJ snap the picture, but at the last second I told him to wait one second. I proceeded to fog up window, magic was made..I like the little details :-P

Hey Ma! Dat darn Collie be back again!

Oh, come in! *unlocks door*

Must've heard that new box of cereal being opened.

This happened to me for real, the very first time I tried on my fursuit for a real-deal event. It was 91 degrees outside, the festival was next door to my office, I pulled the door open, walked outside, the door closed, and I forgot my keys and got locked outside in the middle of 2000 people. Then the ice bag that I had perched on top my head slid forward, and blocked my vision. So there I am, first time ever in a suit, locked out of the building, an ice bag in front of my eyes, surrounded by curious children and not wanting to pop my head off... Luckily my boss, the owner of the company was there and came to my rescue. Reset, reboot, stash the keys, commence dancing, and the rest is history.

That is a pretty epic story Glad it all went well in the end though

Why yes,,, come in. The giant walking Sabertooth is waiting for you. You better have a pizza to appease him though.