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Warning: side effect may include: odd food cravings, inability to identify Coke vs. Pepsi, the desire to watch Mary Kate and Ashley videos, 90 degree angular defect in penis for male and herm, deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, Elvis Presley syndrome, Emperor Palaptine's syndrome, puppy kicking, spontaneous combustion, growth of extra body part, and the fear of bending straws.

Warning: Definitely NOT to be taken internally.