A rope will be my ladder
I'll hang you altogether
Next I'll hang me granny
I'll hang the holy family!

Honestly, I like Pharyngula blog quite a bit, but I can't read the comments there since it's all just a lot of OH LOOK AREN'T WE CLEVER TEE HEE WE IS SCIENTISTS AND THE LAITY IS SOOOOOO DUMB, HEY GUYS GET THIS TODAY I WAS AT THE MALL AND I HEARD A GUY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT COELENTERATES AND I WAS ALL 'HEY BREEDER IT'S CNIDARIA! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CROTCHFRUIT' THEN I TOTALLY BEAT HIM UP FOR BEING SCIENTIFICALLY IGNORANT AND I'M PRETTY COOL, RIGHT GUYS HIGHFIVE!!

Also, Greenland is a dreadful place
a place that's never green
there's ice and snow
and the whale fishes blow
and the sunlight seldom seen