Stolen from  balto_woof

1. Had sex? A lot
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope
4. Failed A Class? No
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Yes
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes
10. Missed The School Bus? I wasn't allowed to take the bus
11. Fucked a girl? Yes. I didn't like it, but at least I tried.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? No
13. Sexted? Yes
14. Sex In Public? No
15. Played On A Sports Team? I'm on a gay hockey team.
16. Smoked Weed? No
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Lucky Strike, yo.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes
19. Drank Alcohol? Not enough
20. Watched porn? Every day
21. Skipped class? No
22. Gotten Arrested? No
23. Done meth? Why would I do that?
24. Been To A Wedding? Too many
25. Fell in love with a best friend? No
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? No
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? No
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No
33. Cheated on an ex? Ha!
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Drove to Minnesota on a whim. Went to the Spam Museum.
36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? All the time
38. Had A Credit Card? Yes
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Many
40. Broken A Bone? No
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Yes
42. Won A Trophy? 2nd place in piano. A Chinaman took 1st place from me in Korea.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? I'm bleeding right now.
44. Had An STD.? Amazingly, no.
45. Got Engaged? Ha!
46. Done ecstasy? No
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? No
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? My mom made me. It didn't work.
50. Played A Drinking Game? I am the bootmaster. It causes searing gas pain.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? yes
52. Been To A Concert? Far too many.
53. Had A Three-Some? Bung
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yeah, but I was the passenger.
56. Had Braces? For 6 months. Whammy.
57. Learned Another Language? Yes. I can only talk about ailments and food items though.
58. Killed An Animal? Bugs. But they have no souls anyway.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes. Bought a tennis racket once.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yes
61. Wore Make Up? The Boy Scouts of America made me.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? I did more than talk, I tell you what.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No. I waited till I met the right person. But we all make mistakes.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? All of them at once.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? I've only kissed white people. And one black dude. I don't kiss other Asians. Well, it hasn't happened yet.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? No. I'm boring.
67. Bought Porn? Furry Porn
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Once.
69. Had Oral Sex? I am insatiable.
70. Dyed My Hair? Highlighted
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No
72. Graduated From College? Yes
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yes
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Yes. I don't remember it though.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? What do you think I am, an idiot?
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? I've met several Blackhawks.
80. Been On Vacation? I once lost 20 lbs in 2 weeks on vacation. I was light-headed the whole time.
82. Been On A Boat? I had an emotional breakdown, got drunk and people had to tie me to the boat. I drove it earlier in the day before things got weird.
81. Been On An Airplane? with screaming babies for 24 hours
83. Broken Something Expensive? My heart
84. Had Surgery? Had veins and faulty valves removed.
85. Beat A Video Game? Many
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? A cigarette. I smoked it with a book of matches I found in the same night.
87. Made A Survey? No
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Sorta
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yep
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? My skates cost $300. Got them for $150.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yes. I looked like an asshole. You're not supposed to know that till you get to know me.
93. Peed Outside? Sometimes when I feel saucy
94. Went Fishing? In a massive lightning storm
95. Helped With Charity? Yes
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? Why?
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes
98. Been Suspended From School? No. I was a good, boring kid.
99. Broken a mirror? No
100. Thrown up on someone? I never throw up. Unfortunately.
101. Lied to your parents? There are things they don't need to know.