It's that thing we want! D:

It's got 'lectrolytes.

IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRRRAAAAVVVEEEE

FEED ME SEYMOUR

Do you even KNOW what electrolytes are?

http://brawndo.com/

I have a case of that shit. <3

IT'S LIKE FLYING A FIGHTER PLANE MADE OUT OF BICEPS!!!!!!

It's like shaving your chest with a LAWNMOWER.

How's it taste?

REALLY good.

No it doesn't. D:

They made Brawndo??!!

Why was I not informed?? I've been drinking water, like, from the toilet.

OMG! You've seen "Idiocracy"?
Furrywriter.

Yeah, the film rocks.
But what really scares me is that this vision might become true in the future X3

What do you mean?
Furrywriter.

You remember how at the beginning of that movie, it was talking about the two different families, and how the smart people were dying and the stupid people were multiplying like crazy? Yeah, that's basically what's happening now. The whole thing with the president and all the flashy things and all of that excess is really just a touch more flashy than what we have now. Hell, you remembr the article (I think it was Dragoneer that posted it) about how Obama dropped his phone, picked it up and saw that it still worked? Yeah, that was a news highlight. That was a news highlight.

So, really, that movie is exactly where we are headed now. I, for one, am terrified for our future.

So am I. I even did a review of that movie.
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Welcome to Costco. I love you
Furrywriter.

lol And that bedamned Time Machine. lmao

I need to see if NetFlix has that movie.

LOL. Probably. I could send you a bit torrent link if you want.
Furrywriter.

Oh, no, that's fine. I think I might have it on one of my old back up discs. I have to reformat my laptop at least once a month, so I've got a few hundred back up discs. They're all organized, there's just a lot of them. lol Thanks anyways, though! :D

No problem!
Next on the Violence Channel! An all new Ow! My Balls!
Furrywriter.

Hehe. I just love how the pit fighter's vehicle was such a massive phallic refference it couldn't even fit through the door...

LOL. Yush! And I like how they built in knock out gas on the fast food machine!
Furrywriter.

XD Great movie...

I concur! So great, I did a review of it!
Furrywriter.

I concur! So great, I did a review of it!
Furrywriter.

What about enzymes such as Lysozyme?

}:>

YAY!!

YAY! Finally!! :D

OLD NEWS!

Bitchin'. :D

HOLY PISS

*is overwhelmed*

Evil... *Click's 60 more and ends up somewhere else...*

YAY XD *kirby victory theme*

Okay, time to tag mah stuff

Search is Fight :D

It's so wonderful jsut found 3 pics folks drew for me that they never told me about :P

THE SEARCH IS A LIE!

THAT THING I WANT

IT STINKS D<

D: you put your cologne on it...didnt you?

What do you want? What do you want... I want... R... (I mean *ahem*) SEARCH! ;)

Its pretty good... although... there is one iddy bitty problem... Mature is Adult and adult it mature... but its not that hard to figure out what is what ^^;;;

Ok, it won't let us down. But will it run around and hurt us?

LOL.. really?

you're late... this is like the 7th journal

It's been up since about 10:00am. I know. =P I mean, trust me, if anybody knows... I know

You let us fend for ourselves for 8 1/2 Hours?!

what other things you know before somebody else?

That he was going to make the best website in existence. *nodnod*

hey is the search a lie

and i search guild wars,

it'll never gonna gimme up, never gonna lemme down?

i didn't use it, but someone on FA talk about a redirecting on a rickroll lol =)

I already broke it -> PROOF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

I got the same error too.

I redid the search and got results.
Spoiler?

Now that it's up, I don't know what to search for. xD

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/...../misc/ffff.jpg LOL.

We're in the same boat. I was like "About damn time! ...meh, don't much care >_>"

Dude, you just assembled half of the evil time splitting void of paradoxal doom.

Now if only Duke Nukem Forever comes out, we all have to flee in horror.

It's a sign of the Apocalypse! D:

nah. More like a horrible anamoly of the internets. Okay, sparks will fly and systems will go batshit bonkers but.. Hey, we all knew this was coming!

Thanks a lot for reinstating the search function^^

I'M ALREADY OUT OF THINGS TO LOOK FOR

HUZZAH

first thing i searced for is my name :D WHAT AN EGO!

Jesus H. fucking tapdancing Christ superstar apprentice.. it's finally here! |D

It raped my chilhood and i loved it! Yay search!

It's Search! Hooooooooooooooooooray Search!

Is there a way to separate the Names from the titles? I keep seeing them as one phrase

FUCK YEAH

I wonder why it was leaked on lulz.net before announced here, but no matter. I found 8 autofellatio pics I didn't find before. The search results, however, aren't perfect. I got errors and the results cut off after a while (it saying there are about 1100 results and it stops showing them after 200 or so). Also, I see dramatic slowdown in the site... hopefully not related to this.

What's up with the "you've been searchrolled" thingie? :3

It's an easter egg. :)

Really? Just seems like an old thumbnail used when the old search was around.

It doesn't modify the submission, just the search result, and it does it at random. It's a play on the previous "Search" release we had.

I got thrown to a Youtube video of Rickroll and I don't know how..

Same here and all I did was refresh the page!

Just for fun , you should've made it a link to a Rick Roll XD.

We did that two years ago.

Fur Affinity needs an April fools prank like DA replaced all the user icons with mudkips last year.

Really now ?

Well , looks like I'm behind the times XD

"It's what you crave??" That's the White Castle slogan. LOL

Brawndo.

So...didja get that thing I sent ya?

:P

Well hot diggity damn, I was wonderin' why I saw a pig flyin' today.

. . now I don't really know what to search for. <_<

AW SNAP SON!!!!

Wow. Finally! Woo. lol

I see no search

http://furaffinity.net/search

now we can get married!

Advanced searching for Mature art gives you Adult results and searching for Adult gives you Mature works. IZ BROKEN!

So you climed to the top of the the clock tower, waited for the exact moment, then connected the wires, sending a lightning bolt to FA and sending the search feature from 2006 to 2009 D:

What's the "Searchrolled" thumbnail thing? O.o

*gives the neer and coding staff a woot woot*

YES PLZ

Beat ya by 15 mins

*cry*
finally...

Search backend failure

3312 failed (errno=60, msg=Operation timed out)

search for guilmon and i get a time out or error

Yes. I FINALLY GOT that THING you sent me. .... HIPPO!! .. sorry, sorry.

*Breaks down in tears of joy*

It's... more beautiful than I ever imagined. I'm overwhelmed.

Countdown to FA crashing because of the thumbnail loads begins.... About seven hours ago, actually! :)

The search is a spy.

ANGELS ARE SINGING FOR MANY REASONS, DRAGONEER.

Whoo back end error!

I could seriously hug you right now.

YOU LIE.

"Search backend failure
3312 failed (errno=60, msg=Operation timed out)"

So, what took you so long?

Holy SHit! It's actually here!

I know I won't be using it much at all, but HOORAY anyways...

It was nice while it lasted!

i can only ever get one page of results

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tMm_3xobE

YOU DID

Yay!!!
Search Engine craving is gone!
XP
But now something worst might come to replace it...

time to start taggin my art "Cock" "balls" "breast"and "ass" haha JK ^^

*cue Hallelujahs*

ABOUT TIME, GEEEEZ. *searches like crazy*

*ducks and covers for the apocalypse hath come*

... wait...?

*comes out*

OMFG - this is awesome. Fank joo, Dwag-on-air! <3

Now everyone will stop complaining all the time about FA!

Complaints never die, they just evolve.

Complaintmon, digivolve to bitchmon!

Now if you can announce to people to TAG their stuff now so the search function functions at maximum efficency.

THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU

wooooah.

Its too early for April Fools...oh shit, you're for real!

Congrats.

OMG .... IT'S NOT A LIE ANYMORE ..... MUST .... WRITE ... MUSIC!!!

Now things will get interesting since its finally here.

Thank you very much! I've already found a few photomorph artists that I didn't know about. OK, I admit it - I'm eccentric.

Hope this doesn't add too much overhead to those expensive servers you got :3.

Search Query: "Dog tits."

Showing 1-8 of 8.

A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED.

THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY.

cool.
thanks.
bye.

Now that we've got it, I don't know what to do with it.

You should have done a journal hours ago! XD

I wonder what the next 'usual complaint' will be... Also, I found 12 artists I didn't know had an account (or didn't know the name of their account). So a big thank you.

Search backend failure
3312 failed (errno=60, msg=Operation timed out)

So when will the entire page crash this time?

What order do search results appear in?

The ordering appears to be more or less random. It would be useful to have the search results ordered by date, newest first.

woo hoo ^_^

SEARCH WAS HERE

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IS A LOSER

Thanks to you and all the staff for this, Dragoneer ^^

Hey nice, time to give it a test click.

I am so sorry you have to deal with all of these comments.

This comment is ironic.

*!*

No really, that's all I got to say about it.

Does anyone else find that pressing the search button occasionally and randomly reroutes them to the rickroll video on YouTube?

Why, we would never stoop so low!

*grins* Stoop any lower and it's wolfie-style for sure, "Dwaggie." ;)

Awesome!!!

HHAAAAAAAAAALLLLEUAH!!!!!

STOP RICKROLLING ME YOU ASS

Not water... like from the toilet

Haha, I've already found 2 gifts I missed before! XD

Achievement Unlocked: Search Bar Built

xD make that your achievement thing for a while :P

OH MY SUGARBLOSSOMS

SWEET SWEDISH SAUSAGE!!! IT'S HERE!

And gosh, only 2 years after Blueroo fixed it. GG =D

Hahaha... "Fixed". Yeah. =P That's a good one.

1. Was being facetious
2. Only going by what I'd heard
3. Love you 'Neer. =D

Oh, I know you were. =)

Oh, hey. I found this by Search. >.-.> (is obviously lying)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOOIU! *Goes to look up Hobbes art, so his childhood can be raped again, in a good way*

Thanks again for doing all of this.

I was all ready to write up a Ubiquity command for FA search and then I saw that the actual query doesn't show up in the URL. That's so Web 1.0 of you. Now I have to reverse engineer your POST-sending script.

yay thx this what it needs! thx drags!

but now what will everyone complain about?!

The fact that it sucks?

but then people will start realizing that it's because no one was tagging their submissions right!

Or because they get rickrolled occasionally when trying to do a search.

Give it a break man, it was Rick Astley's birthday, we had to do something.

It's my birthday today. Can you do something for me now?

Of course.
Happy birthday, dude ^.^

NICE

THANK YOU!!!

forming biggest club

Thank you vary much.

Already saw it, and it nearly killed me due to its awesomeness. :D

Yay!
Thank you for making it possible!

I still think you should have named the link "That thing I sent'cha" like the hippo says in Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law. I think that would be hy-friggin-larious. Anywho, kudos on getting it up n running :)

~N~

did i just get searchrolled

also, cute avatar :o

"It will never let you down"

3312 failed (errno=60, msg=Operation timed out)

Squee!

WANT

Um, not to be picky but,

With the search bar advanced search, do you think you could add something that filters art by gender (m/m, no sex, herm, f/f, solo m, etc.)? Even species?