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11 years ago
I got tagged by 
funky3000 who is a very bad man and now I have meme aids ]:< damned filthy forum folk.
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Garth
1. What is your name?
Garth Fonzi
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Because my parents had strange tastes
3. Single or taken?
Single. People are so fragile, and I have the bad habit of breaking them.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I transform into a big, strong, regenerating, hairy monster that eats people from time to time. Also I'm a surgeon, so I have the power of super human arrogance. You have to be pretty arrogant to saw through a person's chest, take out their heart and believe you can fix it.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ok, I have a penis anyway, so I think I'll be a Gary Stu instead.
6. What's your eye color?
Green, sometimes yellow.
7. How about hair color?
Head hair, body hair, or fur...?
8. Have you any family members?
Everyone has had family at some point or another.
9. Oh? How about pets?
I occasionally adopt cats. They're quite delicious.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Hippies...I fucking hate hippies. They all say they want to save the world, but all they do is sit around getting high and smell bad.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I do enjoy gardening. There's something very cathartic about having total control over the life of another living being.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Me? Hurt someone? Sir, I may pick my teeth with the bones of orphans, but I wouldn't hurt a fly!
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Weeeeeell... we all have those days when we just can't be bothered going to the grocery store. Don't we?
14. What kind of animal are you?
Versipellis homo sapiens lupus
15. Name your worst habits.
I'm entirely too nice. I really need to work on that. It's shameful.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Eh, I tend to look down my nose more often
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
...Are you hitting on me?
18. Do you go to school?
Hell no. I've got my M.D. I've done my time! I'm done learning.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm fairly certain that me reproducing is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
More than I'd like
21. What are you most afraid of?
Heights and the ocean. If God wanted me to fly I'd have wings. If he wanted me to swim I'd have gills. Nothing good comes from the ocean.
22. What do you usually wear?
My birthday suit. Its very stylish.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Raw meat. Preferably still bleeding and reeking of fear.
24. Am I annoying you?
Come closer and you'll find out.
25. Well, it's still not over!
Give it time. I'll catch you eventually.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm quite high class. Dapper, Tony Werewolves are the way to be.
27. How many friends do you have?
More than I have fingers and toes.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"Eternal God—for whom who ever dare
Seek new expressions, do the circle square,
And thrust into straight corners of poor wit
Thee, who art cornerless and infinite—"
30. Favorite drink?
Melon ball
31. What's your favorite place?
Elbow deep in the thoracic cavity.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Everyone interests me. It's good to make mental notes of who are the sheep and who are the wolves.
33. That was a stupid question.
Now now, there's no such thing as stupid questions. Only stupid people.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I don't swim. I sink.
35. What's your type?
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
36. Any fetishes?
Size difference. Oh, and I'm a sucker for girls in corrective eye-wear. Since I tend to be rather terrifying, it's probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who can't see very well.
37. Seme or uke?
Seme
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors~ all that hippy spiritual werewolf communing with nature bullshit is for the birds. Man's greatest invention was the indoor toilet.
39. Tag People!
FoolishFeste, 
Rayjmaster, 
Monchi, and 
Redmoonwatcher. You can all share in the meme pandemic spreading around.
funky3000 who is a very bad man and now I have meme aids ]:< damned filthy forum folk.RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Garth
1. What is your name?
Garth Fonzi
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Because my parents had strange tastes
3. Single or taken?
Single. People are so fragile, and I have the bad habit of breaking them.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I transform into a big, strong, regenerating, hairy monster that eats people from time to time. Also I'm a surgeon, so I have the power of super human arrogance. You have to be pretty arrogant to saw through a person's chest, take out their heart and believe you can fix it.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ok, I have a penis anyway, so I think I'll be a Gary Stu instead.
6. What's your eye color?
Green, sometimes yellow.
7. How about hair color?
Head hair, body hair, or fur...?
8. Have you any family members?
Everyone has had family at some point or another.
9. Oh? How about pets?
I occasionally adopt cats. They're quite delicious.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Hippies...I fucking hate hippies. They all say they want to save the world, but all they do is sit around getting high and smell bad.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I do enjoy gardening. There's something very cathartic about having total control over the life of another living being.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Me? Hurt someone? Sir, I may pick my teeth with the bones of orphans, but I wouldn't hurt a fly!
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Weeeeeell... we all have those days when we just can't be bothered going to the grocery store. Don't we?
14. What kind of animal are you?
Versipellis homo sapiens lupus
15. Name your worst habits.
I'm entirely too nice. I really need to work on that. It's shameful.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Eh, I tend to look down my nose more often
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
...Are you hitting on me?
18. Do you go to school?
Hell no. I've got my M.D. I've done my time! I'm done learning.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm fairly certain that me reproducing is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
More than I'd like
21. What are you most afraid of?
Heights and the ocean. If God wanted me to fly I'd have wings. If he wanted me to swim I'd have gills. Nothing good comes from the ocean.
22. What do you usually wear?
My birthday suit. Its very stylish.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Raw meat. Preferably still bleeding and reeking of fear.
24. Am I annoying you?
Come closer and you'll find out.
25. Well, it's still not over!
Give it time. I'll catch you eventually.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm quite high class. Dapper, Tony Werewolves are the way to be.
27. How many friends do you have?
More than I have fingers and toes.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"Eternal God—for whom who ever dare
Seek new expressions, do the circle square,
And thrust into straight corners of poor wit
Thee, who art cornerless and infinite—"
30. Favorite drink?
Melon ball
31. What's your favorite place?
Elbow deep in the thoracic cavity.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Everyone interests me. It's good to make mental notes of who are the sheep and who are the wolves.
33. That was a stupid question.
Now now, there's no such thing as stupid questions. Only stupid people.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I don't swim. I sink.
35. What's your type?
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
36. Any fetishes?
Size difference. Oh, and I'm a sucker for girls in corrective eye-wear. Since I tend to be rather terrifying, it's probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who can't see very well.
37. Seme or uke?
Seme
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors~ all that hippy spiritual werewolf communing with nature bullshit is for the birds. Man's greatest invention was the indoor toilet.
39. Tag People!
FoolishFeste, 
Rayjmaster, 
Monchi, and 
Redmoonwatcher. You can all share in the meme pandemic spreading around.
So don't question me!
all i know about sheep is in my blood, i was born for sheep.