Top 5 Meme
16 years ago
Stolen from
draug because it looked fun. Why is this so similar to the recent top 5 flood on facebook?
~Top 5 Favorite Movies~
1) The Incredibles
2) Ratatouille
3) Back to the Future 3
4) Indiana Jones 3
5) Fearless
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
Man this list would change like weekly. Favorite songs would be so much easier, maybe.
1) The fame - lady gaga
2) We started nothing - the ting tings
3) Life in cartoon motion - mika
4) The Illusionist Soundtrack - philip glass
5) X&Y - coldplay
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Dexter
2) South Park
3) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
4) Clone High
5) Blackadder
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) BrainAge - Sudoku (I'm soooooo asian)
2) King of Fighters series
3) World of Warcraft
4) FF Tactics Advance
5) Golden Axe (the sega genesis one)
~Top 5 Favorite Artists~
Uh too many in too many categories.
~Top 5 Fears~
1) House centipedes
2) Terminal illnesses
3) Dead people
4) Maggots
5) Getting lost/abandoned
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) Wit and sense of humor; someone with great comebacks and responses
2) Intelligence, broad knowledge of various subjects
3) Talkative and cheerful
4) Good aesthetic/design sense
5) Meat on them bones (stolen from draug)
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) Lousy personal hygiene
2) Cockiness, attention whoring
3) Thick-headedness, unwillingness to change opinion
4) Lacking ambition with no goals or dreams
5) Overly effeminate guys who talk with a fake lisp and wave their hands around.

~Top 5 Favorite Movies~
1) The Incredibles
2) Ratatouille
3) Back to the Future 3
4) Indiana Jones 3
5) Fearless
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
Man this list would change like weekly. Favorite songs would be so much easier, maybe.
1) The fame - lady gaga
2) We started nothing - the ting tings
3) Life in cartoon motion - mika
4) The Illusionist Soundtrack - philip glass
5) X&Y - coldplay
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Dexter
2) South Park
3) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
4) Clone High
5) Blackadder
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) BrainAge - Sudoku (I'm soooooo asian)
2) King of Fighters series
3) World of Warcraft
4) FF Tactics Advance
5) Golden Axe (the sega genesis one)
~Top 5 Favorite Artists~
Uh too many in too many categories.
~Top 5 Fears~
1) House centipedes
2) Terminal illnesses
3) Dead people
4) Maggots
5) Getting lost/abandoned
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) Wit and sense of humor; someone with great comebacks and responses
2) Intelligence, broad knowledge of various subjects
3) Talkative and cheerful
4) Good aesthetic/design sense
5) Meat on them bones (stolen from draug)
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) Lousy personal hygiene
2) Cockiness, attention whoring
3) Thick-headedness, unwillingness to change opinion
4) Lacking ambition with no goals or dreams
5) Overly effeminate guys who talk with a fake lisp and wave their hands around.
Ykaens s'it esuac'... sdrawkcab taht gniyas m'I... ymme na niw ot su rof dna... hgih enolc hctaw ot uoy gnillet dna, sdrawkcab gniklat ma I.
/foam
And house centipedes sounds so funny, it's like a group of centipedes have made it a hobby to invade houses and live in them side by side by humans. Trying to be a part of the gang. But it sorta fails.. I don't want portable eyelashes crawling around in MY house acting like everything is ok.
Have you seen the Christmas Special of Blackadder? It's a parody of A Christmas Carol. When the first ghost visit Blackadder's bedroom he just replies with "can I help you?" with a serious tone, like he's annoyed from having his sleep disrupted. I love that character. :D
I haven't seen the Christmas Special of Blackadder, no. Will dl/watch it now!
Don't you miss them sometimes? I'll bet that's why you love to place dragqueens random places in your house in the dark, and when they blink you imagine their glowing eyelashes are house centipedes fooling around.
There's also another special episode of Blackadder where one of his descendants builds a time machine and travels in time. I think it's called Blackadder Back & Forth.
1) Waking up from a nap and seeing one on under the windowsill next to my bed, which was next to my face.
2) Cleaning out some old dishes and bowls from a box in the storage room and finding a huge one sitting in the middle of one of the bowls.
3) Sitting on my bed and reading a novel, and a centipede gets on my mattress and under my blanket.
4) Trying to kill a centipede but it tried to get away by climbing onto the ceiling, but since it's a bad climber it fell on top of me while it was overhead. I think that centipede would've made a good pro-wresler.
5) Deactivating the house alarm while the lights were off and brushing my fingers along with a centipede that was standing on the keypad. What an asshole.
Not to mention the countless times I'd sit on my computer chair and one would scurry across the floor. I can't stand how they run ;(
That number #4 did happen with me too, but with a spider instead. I didn't try to kill it, but to grab it so I could throw it out. But it just let go and fell down on my glasses, and all I could see with my left eye was this big, brown, out-of-contrast lump. I don't have anything against spiders, but it seems like they want me to dislike them. Ever got a huge web in your hair? It ain't fun.
What would you do if a house centipede hybrid (or alien who looks like a house centipede) tried to seduce you? And all you could see was their brushy vibrations blocking the sunlight. I guess that's the stuff nightmares are made of.
Or when I see a spider on my desk and I decide that I'll be nice and leave it alone because it's just going somewhere. And then I see it like 10 times over the next 3 hours scurrying around my papers or along my monitor. I SAID GO AWAY
Haha, and sex with a centipede monster would totally be rape in the non-consensual sense. Not the furry OMGTHISISHOT sense.
Daddy longlegs looks so clumsy. How can they run without getting their legs all twirled into each other? Those long legs gives them a pervert look, like they make a living of touching and feeling up other species. Not the kind of spider you want sitting next to you in a bar.
I think getting raped by a centipide monster would hurt. David Cronenberg (who else?) also made a scene where this boytoy guy gets raped by a big centipede with a man's face in a birdcage. The movie is called Naked Lunch. (But I have to admit, it was kinda arousal to watch.)
It's a weird flick, but I think you'll like it. :D
But jesus that game was so much fun! I heard about the remake a week ago from a friend of mine but apparently they took out a lot of the fun parts of it (i.e. sleeping and beating up the little gnome things)
Also I dont think that game should ever have gone to 3d anyways, 2d pixel art was part of its charm.
If you can find the sequel, Revenge of Death Adder, (arcade only) it's a phenomenal game (youtube the spells for it, they're insane) and has a centaur girl in it! Which I thought was pretty smokin' when I was playing the hell out of it in high school. ^_^
And yeah, Golden Axe should have stayed 2D, or at least kept the same pseudo-2D side-scroll play, with 3d assets, ala Street Fighter 4.
I'd been actually considering ebaying up an old genesis just to play the old Golden Axe again.
IT SO GOOD FOR YOU.
YES.
Clone highhhhh..
There's a place that you can go to and it's never very far. Famous people you can live through, if you don't know who you are. Why there's so much to live up to, expectations are so high. I'm not crying - it's my contacts. There must be someting in my.. eyyyyyye...
Clone highhhhhh...
[bet ya didn't know there was more than one verse of the theme, didja] :)
Whisper...
Whisper...
Whiiiiiiisppperrrr...
"Hah ha! You love Abe! Could it BE any more obvious?"
"Shut up, Sigmund..."
I'd always thought it was "made amusing genetic copics"! Which sounds the same, but has a different meaning!
I did know that there was more than one verse of the theme haha, I was so obsessed with the show back then. And you also just quoted some of the favorite parts I had about the show lol :X there were way too many to fully list, though. The John D'arc episode where JFK constantly "mistook" Joan for a girl was so good.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A-BOO-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
It was an awesome show. :) I have the DVD set. :)
If you like Clone High, you should check out Total Drama Island/Action. :)
Ep1 part 1, 2 and 3 :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogjPoDSp5uU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9BZ3XGIDNw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGDwk6Dp0Nc
Enjoy! :)
I also have a fear of invertebrates. So the maggot thing is totally understandable. I ironically always get lost, because I'm somewhat absent-minded, and I also listen to too much Cold Play. I actually don't have any favorite albums, mostly because my brother just hands me thirty songs in a CD for me to download, and I listen to them as the list grows.
FF Tactics Advance is the perfect toilet game, as in playing it while in the can.
INTENSE TOILET SPORTS, OH GOD.
Perhaps that's a side-effect of the mp3 revolution?
The problem is that creating an album as a cohesive work is generally a bad move from a record company perspective, because it leaves them with less to market. How do you market a segue? So the pressure is on artists who are signed to anything resembling a major label to write singles and pop hits and avoid cohesive works that are meant to be listened to in context. But I wouldn't skip past a song on The Wall any more than I'd skip past a scene in Blade Runner.
(I was secretly hoping you would challenge me to name 100 records, hahah)
That and I already find it impressive if you can name 100 records. I probably couldn't!
Hahahah shiiiiit (no pun intended) I played FFTA sooooo much over the toilet back in the day.
When I like a band, I really look them up.
Every band is repetitive. Why? Similar rhythms, beats, and sound styles which define who they are. It's a fingerprint of theirs, and when we get too much of anything, we get sick of it.
Dude, I think I've lived more in the toilet that I have in my bedroom, I spent that much time playing my brick Game Boy, and reading my older brother's Mad Magazines with Boy's Life.
I DON'T DO IT ANYMORE, I SWEAR
There's a very disgusting story leading into that. There was this girl last year in my English class who started asking people if they touched their butt holes while taking a shower.
She asked me "How about you Alex? Do you touch your butt hole in the shower?"
"I take baths."
She voted me as the most awkward person in the school yearbook that year.
I remember highschool still and all the completely awkward/retarded things people would talk about. I remember still this girl telling an urban legend to her friends, about an lady who was into beastiality and that she was getting it on with a dog while her husband was out. He came back too early however and apparently the knot managed to pull her ovaries out through the vagina. (WHAT HAHAHA)
I kind of burst out laughing at that point and all the girls gave me this weird look. I think they might've believed her.
It's not that my tolerance is high, it's that there are artists who evolve so much that soneone only familiar with their 35 year old works would not recognize their works today.
Fear 5, getting lost? It really scares you that much? Bad experiences / dreams? ;p
I get a little nervous when I get lost driving or whatever, but if I've got a map then I'm fine. I used to cry as a little boy when I'd get lost at the mall or grocery store lol imagine how I felt when I went on a camping trip and while playing hide and seek in the woods the other kids decided to go back when they'd forgotten about me. I managed to find my way back to the trail, but boy I was teary-eyed!
I need friends around me and all =/
Actually i have a very bad recollection about getting lost/abandonned.
With the children outdoor activity center we went to play Lazer Game one day.
I was probably 6 or 7.
So, two teams with Lazer guns trying to "kill" the other ones in a dark labyrinth.
A voice said it was over, and people left. I was deep inside the labyrinth, took awhile to reach the doors.
i was so scared, alone in that dark labyrinth.
I pulled on the doors but they wouldn't open, i was crying and shouting but people where all a floor below me, outside the room. It went like that for 2-3 min that seemed 10 min, with me having a look every 5 sec behind me, expecting to see some kind of monster/anything appearing =p
I was too nervous to notice i just had to PUSH the doors...then i was free.
But still, i guess you can imagine how it felt for me, especially since i've always been afraid of darkness...
Although last summer i went to run for like an hour and a half, at around 7pm (in the south of France) , my mom told me there was a lovely place with plenty tree to run and do exercices not far away away from the camping site.
After running for 10 min i found the entrance and went on running, following the way.
There were more and more trails and ways so i kinda tried to stay on the main one, sometimes seeing people walking their dog.
I ran and ran, it went dark (like really almost night time) , those woods were big and all, and only the music coming from my headphones kept me running.
I'm really ill-at-ease, "i've been running for 45 min, man, that place is big, and i don't recognize anything anymore..." , also before that happened, my parents told me there were some wild boars over there, they saw some...
So i was really like "okay, relax, keep on running, just don't fucking stop."
I was reassuring myself telling me stuff like "okay you can see exercices spots and horse crap which means you're still on a main way, and eventually you'll get out of that place".
Finally, i reached the exit, it was not close to the entrance at all, i just reappeared behind a soccer field/ground and find my way back to the camping site.
<__<
In the winter is was alright cause the sky is generally brighter from the snow and whatnot, but in the summer it's like pitch black in there and you see the weirdest people walking their dogs or in the ravine too, and it's kinda like "man what the hell are you doing here at this hour". One of the weirder things was one winter when I saw people with skiis and flashlights on their head/helmetss going through the ravine. There aren't even any clear hills, just trees everywhere, but i guess they felt it was worth it to ski down the small roads/slopes?
"what the hil...hell. Seriously. TWATS !!! "
That's really fun imho xD
also by dead people do you mean zombies? cause seriously those freak me out <-- screaming with closed eyes