Hello my evil minions! Wanna be a featured villain?!
9 years ago
Sorry about being absent. After all, I despise Christmas and Valentine's Day. I only regret not posting this nsfw vid on Christmas day.
So, who wants to be the featured villain for April?! In order to win, tell me what you'd do if THIS little shit showed up at your school reunion. Bonus points for drawing it.
http://www.funnyplace.org/videos/20713-Geico-v.jpg
(Note, ONLY general and mature rated content. No yiff please.)
Each bonus drawing WILL be faved. Your deadline is March 25th! Let the games begin!
So, who wants to be the featured villain for April?! In order to win, tell me what you'd do if THIS little shit showed up at your school reunion. Bonus points for drawing it.
http://www.funnyplace.org/videos/20713-Geico-v.jpg
(Note, ONLY general and mature rated content. No yiff please.)
Each bonus drawing WILL be faved. Your deadline is March 25th! Let the games begin!
I could definately cause him to accidentally eat his fairy friend, and he would never realize until it was too late. After that, he'd never be able to live with himself.
Maybe a nice ambush once the crowd let's out, slamming him in the trunk of the nearest abandoned car, Leaving him clawing at the lid in the hopeless effort of getting out. But of course, being sure to cut off all means of escape, by means of a junkyard vehicle compactor.
In fact, maybe I shouldn't plan on his death. Perhaps I should force him to live oug the rest of his eternal life with a face full of nasty scars to replace that ignorant look on his face.
Of course, only adult animals that have already had children will give the right scent for them to seek as breeding grounds, and won't be capable of killing them until the hive has been in there for at least 10 years. Then the slow, agonizing decay of the body starts, starting with the extremities, forcing people to live as they watch themselves fall apart bit by bit.
When the party's over, i'll follow him. If he's drunk, that's even better, i'll ask him if he wants me to bring him to his house. If he accepts, instead of bring him home, bring him to my appartement. Here, catch the fairy in a Jar (with little holes on the cover, for breathing), ans knock the guy out. When he'll awake, he'll be tied up on my table, and i'll be able to start "working".
First, what should i use ? Scalpels, or as a watchmaker, my giant Needle to engrave a dial on his stomach, and when i'll engrave the 12, i'll let him bleed out until he dies. And then, take the Jar with the fairy, and study her and when i'll collect enough data i'll try to dissect her.
or if he's just an eternal waste of squandered potential
Lost boys?
Stuck on an island forever kidnapping children?
doesn't sound like he ever did much with his longevity, which makes him as useful as, well, an immortal child that never develops any further.
what good is his abilities if he's literally done nothing but goof off? Sounds like a bum to me
Showing Peter Pan for who he really is is all you need to destroy his charm.