(+++) INSTANT BONER
(++) Serious turn-on
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) INSTANT FLACCIDNESS
Additional (*) means I like it, but I know it's weird and shameful.

I augmented the list for some detail. Just so you know, if I dislike a fetish that YOU like, it means I think less of you as a person :3

Anal on Males (++)
Anal on Females (+++) [Anal on males is just sex; Anal of females is extra naughty!]
Breasts (++) [I loves me some boobies]
Breast Expansion (-)
Bondage (++)
Clothing (+) [Half-torn-off clothing is +++]
Leather (~)
Stockings (sometimes +)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (slight +)
Muscle, Male (+/-) [Some definition is good; bodybuilder type muscle is ick]
Muscle, Female (--)
Herm (++*) [I'm ashamed to admit it -- but I <3 cock and I <3 boobs so it works for me!]
Cub (-) [I love stories about teens having their first sexual experieces; but anything before obvious sexual maturity is ick]
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (-) [I just don't get it]
Macro/Micro (+/-) [While I very much enjoy *slight* sizeplay, once tab A can no longer fit into slot B it loses all sexual appeal]
Impregnation (~)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (+++*) [So wrong! Yet so right!]
Vore (-)
Paw/Foot (+)
Incest (++*) [Furries only! In real life, ICK.]
Yuri (F/F) (++)
Yaoi (M/M) (++)
Hetero (M/F) (++)
Bi (+++) [especially, situations that can't be considered fully hetero or fully gay]
Girly Boys (++)
Butch Girls (~)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (~) [I haven't really explored it, but in some situations I find it kinda hot]
Uniform (~)
Orgy (+++/~) [3-ways rule! 4 is OK. Over that and it gets too impersonal, and WAY too hard to draw]
Subbing/Domming (++)
Biting (++)
Cheesecake (+)
Solo Masturbation (++) [Both M and F; M with spooge = +++]
Watersports (~)
Scat (---)
Inflation (---)
Fat/Pudge (+++/---) [Slight to moderate chub is +++! Once you get to Topic-On-Jerry-Springer obese it becomes a ---]
Tech (+++*) [I seriously cannot explain why I think so, but sex plus robots equals love]

Got questions or comments about my SICK, SICK FETISHES?!