Her booth was to the back right when you walked into dealers den. She had a fuckin' fine ass hand painted violin on display at her booth. I'd like to contact her for a commission.

She gave me a card but in regular Jesie fashion I lost it.

Anyone know which booth I'm talking about?

So the question is I in real life have small but gauged ears. Meow my gator character has no ears so understandably I've never drawn this feature onto her because I can't quite figure out how to draw gauged ears on a animal with no protruding ears.

How do I do this thing furry fandum?

I have an ideal for a tee-shirt design with D0g and Atlas/Peabody but I can't draw robots for the fuckin' life of me.

So some months ago  Lagarto gave me a idea for stickers to make;

Car tails.

Literally your fursonas tail made into a vinyl sticker that you can stick on the back of your car.

We will sell millions.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind folks that I also have a weasyl account: https://www.weasyl.com/~jesie

I would like to some day leave this horrible place.



Why can't I get banned from here like I do everywhere else?

OK SO To set up this story you should all know for the last five or more years I've been using a drawing tablet brand called Adesso. Meow the tablet itself is solid like it was made from the same stuff a Russian's liver is made from. The pen is made to break like a orphan child's hopes and dreams, but the tablet itself could be tossed from Mt. Fiji and most likely be dusted off, plugged in, and function. The Pen is not the overlaying problem though. The real problem with the tablet is the drivers. The Drivers who demand my firstborn child to properly operate. Drivers you have to re install them every few months because if the wind so much as blows in a direction so much as not exactly Eastward, they will stop working. If I wake up and try to get off my bed on any side but the right, they will stop working. If a butterfly so much as flaps it's wings the wrong way somewhere in Japan, they will stop working. So you have to understand my apprehension about the very last time it demanded a blood sacrifice for it's continuing functionality.

So at MFF while I wsa helping  lagarto and  hyper I told them of my tablet woes as in how I had the final straw in dealing with my Adesso's problematic drivers and Lagarto's was all like "LOL I HAS A WACOM IF YOU WANTS IT BRASKI" And I was all like "OH MAN I WOULD LOVE YOU LONG TIME" so as soon as he got back he sent it to me and I just installed the drivers and it took like two minutes I'm not even shitting and I didn't have to even restart the computer once much less ten times and I started up Photoshop and it just fucking works and I didn't even have to slit Chuck's throat under a ceremonial bowl or anything AHHHHHH I'MA DRAW ALL THE DICKS













SDFHGJABD:VFNS:DLOKFNLKN

I'd like to introduce my new work account; The Lazy Gator Store

So now I can stop flooding my personal account with all my work projects.


So go there and buy things.




I need to pay bills yo.

Made over 300 dollars at the fair.

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

 DeoVacuus came back from the dead like the second coming of Jesus Christ himself.




THIS WEEK HAS BEEN MAJIKAL.

Just so some of you know, I set a booth up at a local fair and I have to tear down my computer tower and bring it with me every morning so I can work the printer. That means I'm there late and don't get back until like 10.

That means I'm not able to draw anything while I'm at the fair because my tablet is still at the office at the fair.

That means I can't draw you anything while I'm at the fair, because when I come home I only bring the tower, not the other drawing components.

That means I've just spent the entire day (8AM to 1AM) with no food and no coffee and I want to go to sleep.

That means mean fuck you Wulf.



I'm talking to you Wulf. Because fuck you Wulf.


SO THAT'S A HEADS UP.

I do. It's a pile of shit but it's now my pile of shit.


I should get a achievement unlock for this.

SO WHATCHA YA'LL THINK ABOUT THAT?

I've been trying my hand at layering vinyl and have been coming up with some fairly positive results so I'm willing to start taking commissions turning murry furries character designs into custom stickers. You can stick 'em anywhere. On your car. On your computer. On your phone, even on your person (but really, don't put them on your person that's just silly and a waste of a sticker)

Do to some character designs being rather detailed and my ability to only get so much into vinyl, I'll start off with a solid $15 for a basic 3 to 5 inch silhouette/outline. More complex designs/larger sizes/more colors will demand a higher prices. For every additional color add another $10. (if the additional color is small enough, I wont charge for it)


For example:

Basic $15 sticker: http://i.imgur.com/okwSNYX.png
+1 color $25 = http://i.imgur.com/hPSxOEK.png
++1 color $35 = http://i.imgur.com/p6fvXEG.png
MA-MA-MA-MAXIMUM DETAIL (I would not charge for the red in this case) $45 = http://i.imgur.com/IwZMtv4.png




I WILL HAVE TO REVIEW YOUR CHARACTER BEFORE I CAN TAKE YOUR ORDER.
It's not that I may dislike your design, it's just I only have so many colors. I can't take orders for colors I don't have.


A example of what I'm capable of: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11421930/


And boom goes the dynamite.

You sent me money but failed to specify your 'furry' name or what it is you sent the money in for on the envelope. The address don't match up with any orders I have placed right now so I'm not really sure who you are.


I should uhh.. probably mention I need that information in the future...

THE MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL IN MY ROOM.


FUCK.

I WILL DESTROY IT.

I've had my new diesel bug for over a month now. Including the trip back from Indie where we bought it it's gone 500 miles on one tank of fuel.


500. Fucking. Miles. Today was the first day in a entire month I had to put fuel in it.


Why the fuck did I not have a diesel before? All the road-trips I've missed out on! I WILL DRIVE EVERYWHERE MEOW.

Aww Yeah. I put a pair of shorts on today that I use to just nearly fit in. They're actually loose on me!

No more seam bustin' for this fat ass gator! Hot diggady! Here soon I'ma need a belt to swim!


This pleases me.

F5 BITCHES.

ENJOY.


SONGBIRD APPROVES.

I got  yoik 's sage fan she made me for our trade yesterday and OH MY GAWD.

OMGOMGOMG.

GO BUY HER SHIT.

RIGHT MEOW.

In fact she's having a sale so that's all the more reason to buy her shit


GOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKERS


OR I WILL DESTROY YOU.

I strung it up and attempted to play it earlier today.

It sounds just terrible.




What the fuck was I expecting from cardboard?

So the other day I kept commenting to my dad about how good my room smelled. He asked me why it smelled so good and I told him I didn't rightly know, but it smelled fabulous.

Just now I looked over at my headboard and remembered I hung some lavender there to dry some weeks back.



In other news, I've beat my best record at being a moron.

If you click the middle scroll wheel on your mouse, it opens a new tab in chrome!

HOLY SHIT.




STEALTH PORN TIME- oh who am I kidding? I don't need to be stealthy about that anymore..

I have stared into the black night sky and gazed upon it's wonder. I have looked deep into it and saw myself look back. There I understood the sky was me and I was only looking into it myself the entire time. There I realize the answer to everything is that there is no answer.



Also, these donuts are fucking delicious.

I can see the milky way. Like, all of it. And on a warm summer night that's a rare enjoyment.

So if ya'll S'cuse me, I'm gonna go toke and sit in the yard and ponder in amazement of the fact that we're alive on this organic spaceship and gaze up in wounder on how many other floating balls of life there are in the night sky.


Deep shit yo.

So today I logged onto my paypal account because I wanted to send  OceanTiger11 some money for drawing me this fabulous work of art:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8594513/

Only to find my paypal account has been locked out.
This was quizzing, because last time I logged in a month ago, everything worked fine. In fact I used it just recently to pay  leelee for some art, so I know nothing was wrong with it. I was not over drawn, nor had I put in false information, or tried to pull money out of a bank account that was empty. Yet sure a shit stinks, I could not add or remove any money in the account.

Upon further reading, I learned that Paypal is now instigating a new rule that requires I show them a photo of your drivers licence and social security. If you can't proof that you are who you say you are, they lock out the account.

Now, I'm fairly sure that I am not going to take a photo of my SOCIAL FUCKING SECURITY CARD and SEND it to these dumb motherfuckers. My own Bank that handles my Real money did not even ask to see my social security card when I opened the account. Why the fucking hell does motherfucking Paypal require it? To make matters worse, any money I had in the account cannot be moved to my bank either. They're holding it ransom.

I'm not comfortable with them having my social #, or my credit card # (Yes, they really did ask for that), or a photo of my drivers licence. I don't like showing Other Real People these things, much less people in other countries I have never seen or met, to just float around on the internet like free fucking candy.
LOL, OK PAYPAL IF YOU INSIST.

HOWS THIS PHOTO OF ME GIVING YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE OF MY ASS?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE OF THE HEALTHY SHIT I TOOK THIS MORNING?

You catch my drift.


Paypal will receive a photo of my social # the day half my brain in removed from my skull to be ate by hungry cannibals and the other half is used as a sex toy.




So anyone else know a paypal like site that is not full of horse shit?